BlackbirdRoad
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- Dream SMP (1)
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the art of applying to the wrong taco bell by BlackbirdRoad
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 May 2022
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Ranboo was excited. Very excited, in fact.
Years had led to this moment. A moment so vital to his happiness that he simply couldn’t pass it up.
Ranboo had finally applied to Taco Bell.
(Unbeknownst to our protagonist, he was incorrect. Well, kind of.)
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Ran is an assassin from another dimension assigned to take out the city Subbin’s new general. But once he gets tangled up in solving a kidnapping plot, misgivings towards an impossible target, a drill sergeant job, and a slowly unfolding mystery, he realizes it’s going to be a lot harder than he thought…
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15 Jan 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
incredibly funny and has me feeling very single rn. 10/10, read if you are gay because holy shit i've been needing this.
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“The targets are a royal family in a place called the Antarctic Empire,” Dream continued, “I need them all gone. I have sources from the inside that say the king is weak-willed and has a soft spot for orphans,” the man sneered.
Ranboo nodded and waited to take the potion off the stand until the liquid turned a shade of glimmering pink and the bubbles popped, lazily steaming out of the bottle.
“They’re hybrids,” Dream added.
Ranboo scowled. He looked up at Dream, the man staring back at him expectantly.
“When is the mission?"
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The one where Ranboo is an assassin and can't bring himself to kill a certain royal family. Oh, and he has a soulmate.
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06 Jul 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
all i want is to be able to write like this
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Ranboo brushes a thumb over his memory book, the knowledge of Tubbo's entry still fresh in his mind from his quick recap on the way over.
Tubbo: Ex-president. Tommy's friend. Lives in Snowchester. Friend?
"You don't have to, I guess," Tubbo shrugs, rubbing his hands together for warmth. "Just a suggestion."
"You're sure you want me to live here?"
Tubbo frowns. "Why wouldn't I?"
"Well, I mean, we're... We're not exactly friends."
Tubbo's hand - the bad one, the one that's mostly scar tissue - twitches, and Ranboo can sense that he's said something wrong. "Are we not?"
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Ranboo and Tubbo go from barely friends to doting husbands in a matter of weeks, adopting a child and building a mansion somewhere along the way. Here are some of the moments in between.
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06 Jul 2021