Blandlettuce69
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The Farmer Doesn’t Breathe. by StrawberryCaku (Blandlettuce69)
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
10 May 2025
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The farmer doesn’t breathe. They don’t blink, they barely look a day over 20, and their speed is unnatural.
Surely they’re just a quirky little guy!!
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or: a collection of times the villagers have found the player increasingly weird.
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Winter is not the best season when you can't regulate your own body temperature, but it surely gives you a reason to do target practice.
Bookmarked by Blue (Blandlettuce69)
27 Feb 2026
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It's so rare that somebody'd look out for you (look out for you) by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Jan 2026
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It’s just not feasible. Phil's soldiers are outnumbered. His allies are hesitant, unhelpful. He cannot fuel the proper war that will bring them out on top, that will finally bring the bloody conquest to a close. His people will be slaughtered. His crown will be stolen. He will be another name to the growing list of fallen rulers.
But a sword raised on the battlefield is not the only way to take care of a threat. Phil knows there’s plenty of other ways to secure victory, or at the very least, push off defeat for another week longer.
The moment the conqueror’s forces come within range, Phil sends an invitation.
He invites the conqueror to lunch.
(Or, AU with king!Phil and conqueror!Techno being enemies, then friends, then family. It is a very calculated plot, until it's not.)
Bookmarked by Blue (Blandlettuce69)
03 Jun 2025
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eunyung gets sick AND beat up and comes back to the house/dorm (before haejoons 3rd year and eunyungs 2nd)
Bookmarked by Blue (Blandlettuce69)
07 Apr 2025
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Techno was your average college student, studying English and hoping to make something of himself. His future is thrown out the window when he gets into a car accident one night, waking up in the hospital feeling like he’s been run over by a car…Okay so he was. He was hit by a car while driving.
He quickly finds out something isn’t right when the nurse asks for his sired phone number. He didn’t have a sire, Techno was utterly human. A boring normal human teenager. Except the twin bite marks he now has tell a different more vampiric story.
Now he’s on the run from the FCS with the very people who turned him. What’s better? To take his chances with the law or the vampires that turned his life upside down?
Or: After getting into a car accident Tehcno wakes up in the hospital only to find out he’s now a vampire. The culprits? Two teenage vampires who've lived far longer than they look.
Series
- Part 2 of 🎓2025♟️
- Part 9 of Werewolves, Witches and Vampires oh my
- Part 1 of A Vampires Guide To Parenthood
Bookmarked by Blue (Blandlettuce69)
20 Mar 2025
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Dragon's Hoard by Anarchy_and_Piglins for LilithsChild
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Jun 2022
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Tommy has been alone ever since his parents died, and mostly he's completely fine with that. Until the day a winged stranger wanders into his territory, and Tommy decides on a whim that this intruder would make a perfect treasure for his hoard.
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Bookmarked by Blue (Blandlettuce69)
30 Jan 2025