Bloody_hell_man
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- South Park (1)
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Eric loves food. Hes always loved it! But up until recently, hes began to realise how others use that fact to control him and if theres one thing eric hates, its being controlled. Especially whilst hes so unaware of it. To fix this issue? He had to get rid of his love for the item they controlled him with.
He had to get rid of his obsession with food.
Hopefully it wont get out of hand..
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Kyle sure as hell didn't know this, but guess what happens when your lifelong frenemy almost dies right in front of you?
You end up spilling your guts to him and start going out together. Whoops.
It's new and like, SUPER weird for the both of them. But Kyle really, really wants to make it work, even if Cartman's perception of what constitutes a healthy relationship is completely fucked.
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- Part 1 of i'm with stupid
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10 Jun 2026
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The stream was fairly tame, nothing much had been going on. She had been sitting at about fifty viewers. Her voice was a cute, high-pitched one, and her giggles were just a sweet melody in Kyle’s ears. She wasn’t playing a game, just chatting with her viewers, answering questions, and reading donations. She would always say the username when she read donations, giggling cutely with her dainty hand covering her face.
God, Kyle wanted her to notice him.
Kyle Broflovski's life is perfectly fine. Friends at college, a good GPA, rich parents, and a secret obsession with a v-tuber whom he moderates for. He hasn't had much reason to complain.
That is, until he has to work on a semester-long project with Eric Cartman, the obnoxious friend-of-a-friend that sits next to him in his Anatomy & Physiology class.
But who knows, maybe they have more in common than what meets the eye.
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31 May 2026
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Eric is going through a lot at home. Troubled teens don't get much love. He vents in an online server out of desperation when it takes an unexpected turn.
Who knew Kyle would be the one to reply? Or, that either of them could act so hasty.
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30 May 2026
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Cartman fully pressed his foot on the gas pedal, accelerating. The car roared, and the trees blew past them, rolling up the hill behind them. Kyle stayed ever insistent.
“Look at the fucking road!”
“Fuck you—!”
A loud clunking noise rattled out and soon a banging came, the car violently shook, colliding with something on the ground.
— Or, where they actually age normally after 1997, and everything that comes with that in 2007—Bookmarked by Bloody_hell_man
29 May 2026
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Siren Kenny McCormick wants to take Crew Mate Eric Cartman for a ride after a journey's completion.
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27 May 2026