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Kyle sure as hell didn't know this, but guess what happens when your lifelong frenemy almost dies right in front of you?
You end up spilling your guts to him and start going out together. Whoops.
It's new and like, SUPER weird for the both of them. But Kyle really, really wants to make it work, even if Cartman's perception of what constitutes a healthy relationship is completely fucked.
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- Part 1 of i'm with stupid
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10 Jun 2026
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The stream was fairly tame, nothing much had been going on. She had been sitting at about fifty viewers. Her voice was a cute, high-pitched one, and her giggles were just a sweet melody in Kyle’s ears. She wasn’t playing a game, just chatting with her viewers, answering questions, and reading donations. She would always say the username when she read donations, giggling cutely with her dainty hand covering her face.
God, Kyle wanted her to notice him.
Kyle Broflovski's life is perfectly fine. Friends at college, a good GPA, rich parents, and a secret obsession with a v-tuber whom he moderates for. He hasn't had much reason to complain.
That is, until he has to work on a semester-long project with Eric Cartman, the obnoxious friend-of-a-friend that sits next to him in his Anatomy & Physiology class.
But who knows, maybe they have more in common than what meets the eye.
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31 May 2026
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Eric is going through a lot at home. Troubled teens don't get much love. He vents in an online server out of desperation when it takes an unexpected turn.
Who knew Kyle would be the one to reply? Or, that either of them could act so hasty.
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30 May 2026
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Cartman fully pressed his foot on the gas pedal, accelerating. The car roared, and the trees blew past them, rolling up the hill behind them. Kyle stayed ever insistent.
“Look at the fucking road!”
“Fuck you—!”
A loud clunking noise rattled out and soon a banging came, the car violently shook, colliding with something on the ground.
— Or, where they actually age normally after 1997, and everything that comes with that in 2007—Bookmarked by Bloody_hell_man
29 May 2026
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Siren Kenny McCormick wants to take Crew Mate Eric Cartman for a ride after a journey's completion.
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27 May 2026
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"I'll keep you my dirty little secret..."
Kenny has been crushing on Cartman for months now. He can't take it anymore.
**IMPORTANT** : This is a SOUTH PARK fic, so I tried to write it like an actual episode (minus the romantic stuff because that's not common in the show). So there is a lot of swearing, offensive stuff and slurs. I only used slurs that I as the author can reclaim, but just be warned. But I mean this is literally from the show that said the hard R 40 times in one episode.
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15 May 2026
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No Less of You by angel555angel555 for thenefariousnat (Opalescence)
Fandoms: South Park
29 Oct 2025
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When Cartman starts dieting, Kyle tries to be supportive. But the more weight Cartman gains, the guiltier Kyle feels. Because the truth is, he doesn’t want Cartman to lose a single pound.
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08 May 2026
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Cartman has to care for his mother in her final moments in the hospital. He reflects on his relationship with her. He hates her, but can't stop her impending death from affecting him. The boys, especially Kyle, stir something in him.
Crumbs of Kyman, but above all, the sad and complex mother-son relationship.
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24 Apr 2026
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Eric Cartman has just been diagnosed Schizophrenic after years of therapy and in-patients
Perhaps by coincidence, he also finds himself tangled with very powerful men, leading to a self-imposed break from his medication
Kyle knows something is horribly wrong and will do anything to figure it out
Even sacrifice his own sanity(changed the title and summary because I finally know what I want to do with this story)
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24 Apr 2026
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Kenny falls silent one day and Cartman screams about how he doesn't like silence. His ribs are covered in soot, he pulls his teeth out, black with grime and wants to rip out his own heart to free up some space.
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24 Apr 2026
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Cartman es un estudiante universitario más o menos avanzado de historia al que le toca transitar un momento difícil en su vida, atravesado fundamentalmente por trastornos de la alimentación y depresión. Kyle es un universitario que está en sus primeros años como estudiante de psicología. No se han visto durante largos años hasta que finalmente un reencuentro provoca que sus historias personales vuelvan a entrelazarse. ¿Podrán ayudarse mutuamente?
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- Part 1 of This is Bones (serie)
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22 Apr 2026
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Eric Cartman experiences life's greatest miracle.
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21 Apr 2026
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What was crossed out of the letter somehow meant more than what was actually written.
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20 Apr 2026
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After a night where everything went off the rails at a rave, Kyle thinks he can finally get his life back on track. Back in New Haven, as he settles into his student apartment, he meets a young woman who seems almost too perfect to be real.
But when Cartman shows up again, crashing at his place and slipping back into his daily life as if nothing ever happened, it becomes clear that some deals weren’t meant to last.Bookmarked by Bloody_hell_man
18 Apr 2026
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Juicy Coon.
Well, that was a funny name for a... entertainment lady. Who the fuck would consider a raccoon sexy? More important, though, was the fact that in all the photos; in absolutely all of them, her face was covered with a mask I recognized like the fucking back of my hand. The coon mask.
Fic for the third day of the Kyman week, crossdressing :D
Based in a Kat's story from Euphoria.
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18 Apr 2026
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Another fight. Something breaks. Then comes the fall, a plunge straight into hell. When love turns sick, violence becomes inevitable.
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18 Apr 2026
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"I want you to hate me."
Unreserved, bone-deep, heart-carving hate. Like you've never done before. Pour all your emotion into it. I want this. I need this. Let your eyes have no room for anyone else. Let your heart no longer touch anyone else's chest. Let this hatred last forever, as if it were no different from love.
"Like the way I hate you."
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17 Apr 2026
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Due to unforeseen circumstances, Kyle is forced to take care of a sick Cartman amidst his winter break. He's not exactly excited about it, but there's more to it than what meets the eye.
Written for day 5 of Kyman Week. The prompts were 'Sickfic' and 'Longing'.Series
- Part 5 of Kyman Week 2022
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16 Apr 2026
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Kyle moved back to South Park last December. On reflection this past year has been great. He's closer to his family, got a raise when transfering his job, and ot a fantastic deal on the mortgage for his house. He's happy with how things had been going. But there is undeniably something missing from his life.
His world turns upside down when a homeless Cartman is hospitalized during the holidays. He has nowhere to go and nobody to help him. Kyle offers to take him in once he's released. Everyone else may have given up on him, but he can't help but give him one more chance.
It was supposed to be a temporary stay until he healed. But once he had, Kyle finds himself extending it until he gets on his feet. They both unexpectedly find they deeply enjoy living with eachother and compliment eachothers lives.
But Cartman doesn't waste time finding a job plus apartment to move out to in no time.Kyle's incredibly proud. But that familiar feeling that something was missing comes back, but now he knows what it is. He finds himself inviting Cartman over whenever he can, craving personal time and domestic bliss with him. Which Cartman secretly wants too.
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16 Apr 2026
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Kyle knows that Cartman is up to something. His friends are too polite (or possibly creeped out) to tell him that he's nuts.
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15 Apr 2026