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HunterCorp Universe, where Cas is a Fallen Angel who left Heaven to work at HunterCorp but doesn’t really work except to hold weekly, company-sanctioned "destressing orgies" and occasionally smite something (if he doesn’t have to go out of his way to do so). Sam wears ascots and a man bun and Dean is an adorable idiot who doesn’t know how to use his words but is WILDLY jealous of the BMOL transfer who has no such hangups about hitting on Cas.“Hmm,” Mick replies, rounding the table and smirking. “Castiel seems to enjoy the way I eat bangers and mash, but if you have suggestions…regardless, I’ve clocked fifty hours of field time and neutralized nearly twenty hostile supernatural beings, the past six days alone. My job performance is beyond reproach.”
“I’ll decide what’s proach and what’s beyond,” Dean fires back, not particularly caring that his words are nonsensical, and refusing to acknowledge that Mick definitely does
“Boys,” Castiel says gently, "This is a safe space, so you’ll need to play nicely or take this powerful display of testosterone outside.” His hand is on Dean’s shoulder when he adds, “I’m hoping you’ll both choose the former.”Bookmarked by BlueCatZen
09 Jan 2026
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From a prompt in the Destiel Port FB Group! "Asexual Incubus!Cas and Demisexual Vamp!Dean"
Asexual!Incubus!Cas who has to have sex to feed to stay alive and has always resented it, until he meets Demi!vampire!Dean and discovers that being fed on... actually turns him on, and makes feeding not feel miserable for the first time ever. Imagine Ace!incubus!Cas starving for a long time because he can't stomach the thought of having sex, and then here comes Demi!vamp!Dean feeding on Cas, giving him gratification he thought can only be gained from having sex.
And, you know, they live happily ever after.
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09 Jan 2026
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Dean is living the dream: he gets to help people and shake his ass, and he gets paid for it. Gabriel Milton’s horny hospice is a fun place to work, but sees its fair share of technical difficulties. When the front desk computer malfunctions, the burden to call tech support falls on Dean. The man on the other end has a voice that does things to him, and if he’s lucky, IT man Cas just might feel the same way.
The only thing that’s missing is his estranged brother. Dean wouldn’t have had to lie to him if it wasn’t for their deadbeat father, more obsessed with a life of crime than raising his own children. Even worse than the thought of never hearing from Sam again is the possibility of growing into someone who even vaguely resembles John Winchester, and that is a chance Dean simply cannot take.
Come to think of it, maybe Dean’s dream life could use some healing after all.
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09 Jan 2026
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What the Winchesters assumed was angel molting becomes a much bigger problem that only Dean can fix.
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07 Jan 2026
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There's no ifs, ands, or buts about it...Cas is a weird, tactless, ornery guy. His idea of a job is selling weed out of their shared cabin, his idea of fun is occasional orgies, and he has more creepy dolls and crystals than anyone of their age ever should.
But he's also Dean's childhood best friend, and now he's the star of all Dean's wildest fantasies.
Then there's the whole "being in love with him" thing.
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07 Jan 2026