Blueiris080907
Fandoms
- Roblox (Video Game) (1)
- Forsaken (Roblox) (1)
Recent works
Recent bookmarks
-
and when I touch you I feel happy inside by Tyrantstorm for benshapiro
Fandoms: Mr. Birchum (Cartoon)
03 Jun 2024
Tags
Summary
All of his life, Mr. Birchum knew exactly what he wanted.
A well-paying job. A big family. A large house in a nice neighborhood, a loving wife, loving kids, and stability.
Yes, Richard (Dick) Birchum knew what he wanted out of life. Nothing was out of the ordinary. His life would never be flipped on its head. It was completely, completely…
Richard was currently hyperventilating in his work closet, leaning on a table saw.
No, no. I know what I want. I don’t want this. I’m not…
I don’t want this.
I don’t want this.
If he said it enough times, maybe it would become true.Bookmarked by Blueiris080907
08 Oct 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Wendi is tired of her life. But one call from a man that's the opposite of her husband will add some fun.
Bookmarked by Blueiris080907
08 Oct 2025
-
Tags
Summary
5 times Richard Birchum hated going to the theatre (and 1 time he enjoyed it in spite of himself).
Or: 5 times Elliot Karponzi hated his go-to guy for set construction (and 1 time he reluctantly admitted that Birchum wasn't a detrimental influence on the local theatre scene).
Bookmarked by Blueiris080907
07 Oct 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Elliot's having trouble sleeping, and all his tossing and turning is keeping Birchum awake too. So, Birchum decides to give him something that'll tire him out.
Bookmarked by Blueiris080907
07 Oct 2025
-
Wood you Love Me? (Deeply Romantic Birchum Tales) by M0ralMxJMEME
Fandoms: Mr. Birchum (Cartoon)
30 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
In this harrowing tragedy that will undoubtedly change humanity, Richard Birchum finds a spark in Elliot and decides to acknowledge his sexuality; Jeanie and Eddie bond; Wendi feels pure desire... for Principal Bortles.
Bookmarked by Blueiris080907
02 Oct 2025