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For All His Pain and All His Crimes by BlueringedLamppost
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
12 Feb 2025
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Ruthlessness, except that Poseidon is listing Polyphemus’s crimes that Odysseus agreed to pay for. Odysseus can’t stay awake.
Or: I misheard that lyric in Ruthlessness and wrote this.
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- Part 1 of That's definitely what was said
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Lucien the chemist has their first assignment in a town called Moonbury. Unfortunately, the townsfolk don’t like chemists very much.
It’s a good thing Lucien will be leaving soon, isn’t it?
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- Part 1 of Once Struck, Very Shy
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That's definitely what was said by BlueringedLamppost
Fandom: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
12 Feb 2025
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Epic fics that are based off of lyrics I misheard.
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“How do I know?” The kid spits, knife raised again, trembling violently. His eyes are wet, angry and pleading and piercing right down into Grian’s soul.
“...If I can fly?” Grian asks, confused. His heart is beating fast.
The boy shakes his head violently, taking a lurching step forward, now only a few feet away. Something about his eyes almost seems familiar, but the thought is fleeting. The knife looks sharp. The child is crying, slow tears that barely have an effect on his voice.
“No,” the kid says forcefully. “How do I know you’re not a zombie?”
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A young Scar fresh from a world overtaken by zombies stumbles through The Rift onto Hermitcraft, and is quickly adopted by the rest of the Hermits, who have no idea who he actually is.
An older Scar grapples with a past that he'd rather forget, all while trying to avoid the version of himself he left behind a long time ago. -
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Hornet never thought she could call the days of the infection ‘simple’, but her siblings so loved to complicate things, didn’t they? Of course, she’d never have it any other way. Even if it did mean she was a child again.
(In a desperate attempt to escape defeat, the Radiance tries to flee through time itself. Ghost follows, taking Hornet along for the ride. But they can’t very well leave Hollow behind either now, can they?
In which Hollow causes an international incident, Hornet wants to throttle someone, and Ghost discovers that punching the Pale King is way better when he’s actually alive.)
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Lurien the Watcher is given an urgent summons from his King. A task—suitable for only he—is in dire need of doing, and Lurien would never deny a request from his Lord.
Though what that task entails has yet to be seen.
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Bookmarked by BlueringedLamppost
13 Sep 2025
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Amazing story, the writing really pulls you in.
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How to Succeed in Dark Wizardry (Without Really Trying) by technically_direct
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2025
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Ron maybe accidentally-on-purpose becomes a dark wizard, and everything changes.
(a canon rewrite, with a bit of a twist)
(also this is not a 'Ron is Evil, actually' fic so if that's what you're expecting, maybe give this a skip) -
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Snape's cover is blown. He is exposed as a spy. He knows he cannot stay at Hogwarts, not while he's being hunted by Death Eaters, but Harry is about to start school and he has a vow to fulfill.
Which leads him to agreeing to one of Dumbledore's harebrained schemes. Fake his death, de-age his body, and enter Hogwarts as a first year, all so he can protect Harry Potter.
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