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    His mother was convinced he’d only moved to Notting Hill to have his own great love story. And while, yes, he may have the floppy hair and bumbling Britishness required of a Richard Curtis character, the current state of his love life (nonexistent) has Colin convinced his Hugh Grant moment is still a long way off.

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    At thirty years old, Penelope Featherington is still:

    1. Living in the small town she grew up in;
    2. Working at her family's diner;
    3. Single;
    4. Hopelessly in love with Colin Bridgerton.

    When she becomes convinced that it's time to settle, Colin is happy to help her find a husband. The rest of her friends and family in Mayfair, however, have other plans.

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    27 May 2025

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    She made a little humming noise. “I am afraid, Sir Knight, that this is one danger you cannot wave your sword at. There is no escaping my marriage.”

    “Oh. That. Marriage is no danger.”

    She gave him a look of such sharpness that he felt himself wither. “You are a man. You do not have the first idea of the dangers marriage entails for women.” Her chin trembled though she held it aloft. “And you are a Knight Protector — you are not permitted to marry until after I am wed.”

    He opened his mouth to retort — but closed it quickly. She was, he supposed, right. In fact he could not imagine someone less suited to offer counsel on the subject than himself.

    “What is it that you fear?” he asked.

    She took a deep breath. “Cruelty. Neglect. Loneliness. A life spent in solitude and uselessness, my mind slowly disintegrating through lack of exertion. There is so much world out here, Colin, and I shall only ever see one tiny patch of it. I fear dying after a life only half-lived. I have dreams and ambitions and they shall never, ever be realised. So while I am able, I mean to live.”

     

    OR: the Adventures of Princess Penelope and Sir Colin, her Knight Protector!

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    19 May 2025

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    Twelve-year-old Colin Bridgerton wants nothing more than to buy some pink roses, eat a chocolate donut, and make cards with his family on Valentine’s Day. But that tradition only exists in the past, a bittersweet reminder of his father’s untimely death six months ago. In his struggle to process his grief and accept a new normal, he makes a vow to his sister’s friend, Penelope Featherington, promising that he will always be her date on February the 14th.

    And while he barely knows the girl, Colin always keeps his promises.

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    Six years where Colin and Penelope spend Valentine’s Day together, experiencing just a handful of the myriad ways in which people express love, coming to understand how the love we receive impacts the love we think we can give.

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    21 Apr 2025

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    It is not until he buckles her into the back seat of his car that she says anything. “You ot Eweeze,” she mumbles, pretty blue eyes blinking at him. “Coh-win.”

    “Want to run that one by me again, kid?”

    Kid. He’s called her that since she was five and he was ten. She grimaces and puts her fingers into her mouth, pulling out a wad of soaked, lightly bloody cotton wool. Colin holds out his palm and she drops it in.

    “You’re not Eloise,” she repeats, and the words are still warped and fuzzy but much more understandable. Colin balls up the cotton wool and with nowhere else to put it, shoves it in his pocket. “You’re Colin.”

    “Good looking out,” Colin says, walking around to the driver’s seat and climbing in. He finds her eyes in the rear view mirror. “I am, in fact, Colin. The same Colin who took you to the hospital this morning, remember?”

    Penelope nods solemnly. “You look like Eloise, though,” she tells him. “Same hair. Bet it feels just like hers.”

     

    Or - Penelope gets her wisdom teeth removed and Colin offers to take care of her!

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    21 Apr 2025