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    He’s staring dully off into space when you finally place down four buckets the size of your head on the small table, but snaps to attention as soon as the buckets land. You watch, with no mild sense of horror, as he finishes an entire bucket in the time it takes you to place the final one.

    You hesitate. You feel like maybe you should say something.

    “Are you… okay?”

    “He was my one and only,” he blubbers out immediately among a mouthful of chicken, and you instantly regret even asking. “We were the strongest.”

    You’re not exactly sure what that means. You’re not exactly sure you want to know what that means.

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    or, you work as a cashier at KFC

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    08 Apr 2024

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    WHY THE FUCK AM I WORKING AT A KFC FOR TEN YEARS

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    “What’s your favorite color,” Gojo interrupts. Suguru blinks.

    “I don’t think that’s relevant,” he responds mildly. “What’s your favorite color, though? We can probably incorporate it into the design—”

    “Triangle,” Gojo interrupts again confidently, and before Suguru can ask what the fuck that means, he’s leaning in again, a palm cupped against his chin. “Do you like boys?”

    What the fuck, Suguru thinks.

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    or, Suguru is planning the wedding of one Satoru Gojo and Shoko Ieiri. he's not really sure why the former keeps flirting with him on the job.

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    Ukrainian translation available here!
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    07 Apr 2024

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    THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND CUTE IM GONNA THROW UP

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    Satoru wakes up in a land he’s never been to, surrounded by faces he’s never seen, and has no memory of his past. Nothing about himself, his family, his life, all except for his name.

    He learns that this land they call the “Domain” is the center plane of a colossal maze that no one knows how to escape out of.

    The ones who do possess knowledge of the maze are the Runners. Succumbed to curiosity and the desire to escape, he befriends one of them, Suguru—who severely intrigued him—to work together to solve the the maze and escape once and for all.

    But one problem to solve would soon lead to tens, then to hundreds.

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    26 Dec 2023

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    YESTESTYESYESYEYSESYES

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    The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”

    Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?

    Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”

    “I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.

     

    ///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.

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    10 Dec 2023

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    Fuck

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    Sakusa Kiyoomi wasn’t even supposed to be on the goddamn moon.

    He was a personal bodyguard, one of the best in the business, but a single mistake got him shipped off to spend some time in penance as a correctional officer on a dumb lunar prison. A prison where his skills were wasted on fetching things for inmates, making sure they got to bed, and occasionally--god forbid--touching them.

    Space was terrible, but perhaps the most terrible thing about it was a certain prisoner named Miya Atsumu. So of course Kiyoomi would end up stranded there, alone, with him.

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    18 Dec 2022

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    IM LIKE ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW IVE BEEN READING FOR 6 HOURS AND I DONT REGRET IT