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The Spiral Discovers The Horrors Of A 9-5 by BonkItsDev
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), TMA - Fandom, The Magnus Archives
12 Jan 2025
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Michael Shelley was always diligent at showing up for his job. He never took sick days. He never left early or showed up late.
And apparently, even being fed to an incomprehensible entity isn't enough to stop dear Michael from doing his job. Much to the horror of everyone else. The Spiral does not know what a job is. But it has one now.
It also has Gerard Keay. A standoffish and angry man in too much black makeup and patchily dyed hair. Perhaps it's the fact that the man is so heavily tainted by the Fears that keeps The Distortion's interest so vested in Gerry, or maybe it's the fact that Michael's habits are so deeply ingrained into its deformed body and mind that it can't help but seek him out. The Distortion has yet to figure out why. And it's not as if Gerard Keay himself is much assistance. He's too busy trying to wrap his nicotine-addicted brain around the constant FUCKERY he's being subjected to.
[Initial concept inspired by @podcast-hemocytoblast on Tumblr]
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“Sirius, can you repeat that please?”
Regulus’s brother now looks far more uncertain than he had a moment ago when he came barrelling into the kitchen.
“Um, you got selected to be a contestant on Bake-Off?”
“And how, pray tell, have I become a contestant on a show that I never signed up for?”
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When Sirius Black, famous actor and heartthrob, gets asked to be a co-host on The Great British Bake-Off, Regulus is happy for him.
But when Regulus Black, his unknown brother and biochemist, discovers that Sirius has signed him up behind his back, he’s less than happy.
especially when he discovers the identity of the other co-host…
A Jegulus Bake-Off Au
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04 Oct 2025
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everybody loves a winner, so nobody loved me by rreckonerr
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)
08 Oct 2025
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Their eyes meet. Superman appraises him silently. Tracks the emaciated planes of his face down to the sharp jut of his collarbones from under the neck of his shirt. Lex doesn’t let himself wish for a door to close, for a curtain to drop, for a blanket to pull over his head. He feels like a child. Terrified and sick about it.
“It’s Wednesday,” Superman says, voice low. Gentle, almost, as if Lex is some sort of stray animal, tense and shaking, primed to bite. Demeaning.
Lex is not shaking. He holds his breath for a moment, wills the rhythm of his lungs to slow. He concentrates the fear into disgust, into a single heated beam of hatred. There are protections in place. Contracts, laws. Lex is government property. Superman won’t — he won’t.
Nobody will touch Lex Luthor.
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06 Sep 2025
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lex luthor's guide to babytrapping your arch-nemesis (and accidentally gaining a family) by pinkpilot
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)
12 Nov 2025
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“Luthor…?”
“Superman.” Lex’s voice is velvet wrapped in disdain. “I’m delighted you answered. We have something very important to discuss.”
“If this is about a legal appeal,” Clark says sternly, folding his arms and trying to center himself with authority he doesn’t quite feel at the moment, “try your lawyer. I’m not your lifeline.”
“Not mine, but you are someone else’s.”
Clark blinks. “What?”
“I’m pregnant,” Lex says, crisp and clear like he’s confirming a business transaction.
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Or, one month after Lex Luthor is imprisoned, Clark receives a startling call through the Fortress' comms.
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31 Aug 2025
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Crowley's been searching for someone that should've been a nobody, but what if that nobody was you?
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04 May 2025
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An ill-advised encounter in the breakroom sends Alice and Gwen’s workplace rivalry spiraling into something much more confusing… and intimate.
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10 Apr 2025