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Sebastian Sallow Fucking Sucks by Bookdust
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2025
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Sebastian Sallow fucking sucks. Who else would call you ignorant after all you've done for him? After what happened at the Yule Ball? AND steal the pumpkin pasty right from your pocket? That damn Slytherin would. Except he doesn't actually think you're ignorant, and you don't actually hate him. And that's the problem isn't it? Because the two of you together are destined for chaos when all the Unforgivables, the relic, and every other terrible decision comes back to bite you in the ass.
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- Part 1 of Sebastian Sallow Fucking Sucks
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Tradizione della Morte by Bookdust, CesqDarque
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Nov 2025
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Relatives from every corner of the world had gathered for the Giorno dei Morti–-Italy’s Day of the Dead. And when Cass and Lucia find themselves trapped listening to the stories of their Zio's past, they can't deny their curiosity regarding his tradition of visiting his old friend's grave--a one Sebastian Sallow, who he had no choice but to kill. But what they didn't expect was to meet the dark wizard himself, charming, handsome, and with his own story to tell. And for him to have a way to bring him back to life.
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Sticky Sweet. by Bookdust
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2025
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Blackberries went well with a hot summer’s day—especially paired with Sebastian Sallow.
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A Fucking Proper Hogwarts Welcome by Bookdust
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Mar 2025
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First class: Defense Against the Dark Arts. First problem: Sebastian Sallow.
(You do not need to have read SSFS to read this.)
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- Part 2 of Sebastian Sallow Fucking Sucks
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How to Defuse a Ravenclaw by Bookdust
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2025
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Seb had been forced to devise a “defuse the Ravenclaw” protocol for when that damn witch lost her shit. Which was a lot, quite frankly. It’d been going as well as one could hope. Destruction was down, and she was able to talk in coherent sentences in under an hour that didn’t involve threatening to Avada him.
So when against his better judgement he throws protocol out the window, he’s forced to face one of his own very private rules: Do not think about fucking the Ravenclaw.
And fail. Miserably.
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Sebastian Sallow Fucking Sucks by Bookdust
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
29 Nov 2025
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