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    “Well, you can stay here and keep spitting on the bartender all night,” she says with a wink; Luke sputters again, face on fire. “Or you can go finally pick up your name tag and scorecard. They’re about to get started.”

    Luke rolls his eyes at her, still running hot with embarrassment. “Go save me a table.”

    She smiles and leaves a pile of napkins in the puddle of drink to offer him a lazy salute. “You got it, Little Skyguy.” Ahsoka smiles at the bartender, scoops up her cosmo, and heads over to the roped off side of the room.

    Luke sighs and shakes his head, turning back to continue to try to mop up Ahsoka’s mess with cocktail napkins. “I’m so sorry -”

    The bartender shakes his head and produces a towel from behind the bar. “Don’t worry about it. I’ve seen worse.”

    Luke huffs a laugh and runs a nervous hand through his hair. At least he’s memorable. “I didn’t get your name.”

    He tilts his head at Luke and smiles softly. “Consider it practice, then.”

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Richie had a history of hiring escorts. Male escorts. Like, for sex. For gay sex, with men. This confirmed at least one of Eddie’s hopes, even as rage filled him at the way Richie’s manager and supposed friend had let that slip in front of a stranger. 

    Richie deserved better. Eddie was going to tear Steve to fucking shreds if their paths ever crossed again.

    Apparently, the escorts Richie hired all had some traits in common with Eddie. A lot of traits. A suspicious amount of very specific traits.

    The list-style description that Steve had rattled off was seared into his brain. It played in his head now, when he looked in the mirror across from the bed.

    Short, brown hair, big brown eyes, polo shirt, small build. Bitchy face.

    The inevitable conclusion was that Richie wanted to have sex with guys that resembled Eddie, but not Eddie, himself. This could be for any number of reasons, not the least of which was Eddie’s horrible, abrasive personality. Or multiple disfiguring scars.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Wei Wuxian wakes up in Mo Xuanyu's body and heads straight for Lotus Pier. Wu Yingtai is the newest member of the Jiang Clan and rumored to be the future wife of Jiang Wanyin.

    Lan Wangji is not in love with her.

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    24 Apr 2025

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    Red Hood’s men are worried. Red Hood got hit by something nasty that has him laid up for days and everyone is starting to get nervous. Fortunately, a few off hand comments by a not so lucid Red Hood give them all the hints they needed to get the perfect cure for their boss, a cop by the name Dick Grayson.

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    03 Apr 2025

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    The Annual Hunt of Piltover was a barbaric practice; the prospect of hunting for one’s mate like they were nothing more than game animals was utterly baffling and antiquated, at least in Viktor's humble opinion. It may be custom to the City of Progress, a valued tradition, but one a Beta from Zaun like Viktor had no care for. At least, until an invitation in scarlet ink appears in his letterbox, cordially summoning him to participate in this year’s Hunt, as invited by none other than Jayce Talis.

    Viktor struggled to keep his head afloat as he held the envelope with its stately wax seal and its display of dignity and excess, but his thoughts kept circling and colliding to one singular thing:

     

    This had to be a mistake.

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    Or, Viktor catastrophizes while Jayce plans to stake his claim.

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    21 Jan 2025