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Harry Potter has plenty of enemies—Dark Lords, Ministry officials, the occasional homicidal textbook—but Marcus Flint? He’s more of a recurring nuisance. A brick wall with anger issues, a jaw that could cut glass, and a talent for making Harry’s life just a little more unbearable every time they cross paths.
So naturally, when an unfortunate series of events (read: reckless flying, misplaced grudges, and an unhealthy amount of blood loss) forces them into an uneasy truce, Harry is less than thrilled. Suddenly, he’s stuck dealing with Flint outside of Quidditch matches, navigating snarky banter, suspiciously thoughtful late-night conversations, and a growing realization that maybe—just maybe—Flint isn’t just a meathead with a vendetta.
Somewhere between insults, injuries, and a whole lot of very bad decisions, Harry finds himself asking a truly horrifying question:
When did Marcus Flint stop being his problem and start being something else entirely?
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Marcus Flint was big and burly with beef on his arms and strength in his shoulders. He was mean and dismissive and rough around the edges. He was bad, not in the malicious, conniving way someone like Draco Malfoy perhaps was, but bad in the way those boys that hung around his cousin were, with a sneer on their face, breath stinking of cigarette smoke and calluses on their knuckles.
He really shouldn't, but Harry wanted him.
Or: Harry Potter acquires a crush. His life changes.
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- Part 1 of Snake Bite
- Part 1 of Lady Magic and Her Children - A Wizarding Culture Collection
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A Bird's Guide to Getting Slade Into Your Bed by Blueberries (Blueberries_Pen)
Fandoms: Teen Titans - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
16 Aug 2020
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Slade just wants an apprentice, damn it!
Could Robin PLEASE stop trying to seduce him?
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“Come out this instance, Robin,” Slade snapped. “Don’t be childish.”
Childish. Slade thought of him as a child. At this rate, Robin would never be able to seduce him.
The insult struck an arrow through his heart, fatally wounding him, but on the precipice of death, he remembered that Slade was indeed a pedophile, and was immediately revived.
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leave it open by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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As it turns out, ancient Kryptonian technology takes true names a lot more seriously than expected.
(or, the one where the Justice League and a few unlucky members of the Batfamily are held hostage in the Watchtower by Kryptonian technology until they divulge their true names, titles, and identities. all of them. yes, even that one)
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Conversations overheard through the batkid com lines: by mentallypapaya
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM
Playing audio...
Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.
"-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"
"Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."
