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The Ballad of Michael Afton by justthatonedumpaccountyk
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
10 Aug 2024
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What if the movie followed the lore of the games a bit more closely?
Inspired by an interpretation of the FNAF Timeline and the recent movie.
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Usually it’s just wham, bam, they stab you, whip it out, move right on to the next guy. There’s no connection! by Steve Bonnet (MartinKBlackwoodESQ)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Jan 2024
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A continuation of the “I’ve stabbed you, you nut” scene.
*Now featuring an uncomfortable amount of charcuterie, a comfortable amount of Jemaine Clement and Matt Berry, and an actual plot*
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Who got married at sea, anyway?
Idiots.
Scratch that: who got married anywhere? On land, at sea or in the fucking air, even?
Massive fucking idiots (and Jackie).
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Ed 'attends' a wedding. Unfortunately, so does Stede.
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Short S2 alternative reunion fic because I can promise you, this will not be how the actual reunion goes down.
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Five years after her father is killed first by a jungle cat, then by a carriage, and then by a falling piano, Alma Bonnet decides that his absence in her life is, quite frankly, complete horse shit. Obviously the only way to find him is to run away and become a pirate. Because that makes complete and total sense.
Somehow, it doesn't end with her dead.
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Jack’s not much fonder of the types who tend to rile Izzy up. If he were to be perfectly honest, and he rarely is, he might have even roughed-up a couple of them. Just for fun mind you, certainly not because they called Izzy an “uppity little cunt”.
And maybe he is an uppity little cunt, but he’s his uppity little cunt, and Jack’s the only one who gets to tell him as much, a-thank you.
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Domestic soft nonsense for the nastiest man around. Send help.
Bookmarked by Broslie
11 Aug 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
This is the most hilarious fucking thing I've ever read. I'm not a man of God but may He fucking bless ❤
C Jizzy 4 Life