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    There are many things a nineteen-year-old can reasonably be trusted with. A 2018 Honda Civic with a questionable transmission? Sure. A dying succulent rescued from the curb on garbage day, its leaves already browning? Why not. A 1.5-billion-dollar hockey franchise with a fanbase that was still waiting for their first Cup? Obviously.
    One thing a nineteen-year-old should never, under any circumstances, be trusted with is the care of a slightly loopy twenty-year-old who has just been given Tramadol for a Grade II AC shoulder sprain.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    “It’s Rozanov, they’re bringing on Rozanov,” he said in a rush.
    For a long moment, Shane couldn’t hear or process anything. The world had narrowed then expanded too fast, like he was falling. At some point Hayden started talking again, but he couldn’t understand him. There was only the darkness overhead and the ringing in his ears.
    “Shane? Shane, you still there?”
    The words filtered through slow and muddy, echoing. Shane’s mouth was dry, his tongue thick, but he managed, “Yeah. I’m here.”
    “Okay. You’re not gonna have a panic attack, right? Cause that would be bad probably, for your head I mean, and I just think—”
    Shane stopped listening again.
    Rozanov was coming to Montreal. He’d be in the same locker room, skating on the same ice, living in the same fucking city.

     

    Three years after Shane broke it off (not that there was anything to break off), he gets a concussion and the Metros bring in Ilya to fill in for him. A breakup and makeup fic inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Remus had finally done it - signed the divorce papers, bought a questionably roadworthy camper van, and kidnapped his moody teenage son for the world’s most uncomfortable bonding trip around the American Southwest. His plan? Find himself. Reconnect. Maybe learn how to fix a carburetor.

    What he didn’t plan for: a breakdown in the middle of nowhere, a firefighter who dismantles all of his emotional defenses and sports a better ass than his ex, and a string of misadventures that feel less like healing and more like cosmic punishment.

    Starts out in (teen) Teddy's POV, but most of it is in Remus's POV.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    “I’m thinking of ending things.”

    James pressed his lips together hard as he fought the urge to suck in a breath at the words. He instinctively reached for his binder of prepared materials and began to flip through it as if it would have the answer, rustling the pages frantically as he did.

    “Hello?”

    James flinched. “Um, hi, yes sorry it’s uh-- it’s my first day.”

    A pause. Then, dry as a bone: “Brilliant. You’d think they’d at least train you to tell people not to kill themselves before handing you a phone.”

    James froze, then panicked. “Oh God-- you’re right, I mean, of course-- I didn’t-- oh, shit, I just--”

    James’s rambling was interrupted by a quiet sound, over so quickly he almost missed it.

    The caller had laughed.

    At him.

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    A muggle college AU where James is a Psychology student who starts working at a crisis center. His first caller is dry, guarded, and somehow familiar, despite being a perfect stranger. Night after night their conversations continue, blurring all the lines between them, until the caller finally makes a choice that changes both their lives forever.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    /ˈdɑpəlˌɡɛŋəɹ/ · noun. a person who is almost identical to another.

    almost being the operative word.

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    Walburga has had it with the Heir Apparent, and forces Regulus to drink Polyjuice Potion to pretend to be Sirius at Hogwarts. How hard could it be to impersonate Sirius Black, the most obnoxious brother known to man?

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    17 Oct 2025