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• Various Hetalia Oneshots by CONDIMENT_CREW

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  29 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • America & England (Hetalia)
  • Canada & Russia (Hetalia)
  • Germany & North Italy (Hetalia)
  • Germany & Japan & North Italy (Hetalia)
  • Germany & Japan (Hetalia)
  • Japan & North Italy (Hetalia)
  • America & Canada (Hetalia)
  • Canada/Russia (Hetalia)
  • America (Hetalia)
  • Russia (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • Canada (Hetalia)
  • Germany (Hetalia)
  • North Italy (Hetalia)
  • Japan (Hetalia)
  • Germany is Holy Roman Empire
  • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names
  • Human & Country Names Used (Hetalia)
  • America and Canada are Twins (Hetalia)
  • Canon-Typical Metal Pipe of Pain (Hetalia)
  • America is a Little Shit (Hetalia)
  • Hetatober 2026
  • Transfem Canada (Implied)
  • Germany is bad at feelings
  • Italy Wears a Dress

  Summary

  Hetalia One Shots I Wrote Because I'm Depressed and Love These Doofuses

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,857

  Chapters:

  5/?

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  18

  Hits:

  171

• A memory by CONDIMENT_CREW

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  20 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • America & England (Hetalia)
  • America (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • Child Abuse
  • Minor Violence
  • Out of Character
  • England Is A Bad Brother (Hetalia)
  • America Has ADHD And Autism (Hetalia)

  Summary

  England wasnt a good brother no matter how much America wishes he was.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  283

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  46

• I don't want to be seen (It's only Natural) by CONDIMENT_CREW

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  19 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • America & Canada (Hetalia)
  • Canada & Cuba (Hetalia)
  • Canada/Cuba (Hetalia)
  • England (Hetalia)
  • America (Hetalia)
  • France (Hetalia)
  • Russia (Hetalia)
  • Canada (Hetalia)
  • China (Hetalia)
  • Cuba (Hetalia)
  • America is Named Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia)
  • Canada is Named Matthew Williams (Hetalia)
  • America and Canada are Twins (Hetalia)
  • FACE Family (Hetalia)
  • Hetalia Countries Using Human Names
  • Name-Calling
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Angst with a Hopeful Ending
  • Heavy Angst
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Canada is a Good Brother (Hetalia)
  • all negative actions are portrayed as such and are not gloryfied
  • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
  • Self-Harm

  Summary

  A series of events following the assault of Alfred F. Jones, out of the usual order, following four seperate timelines. Please take care when reading the disclaimer. The actual incident will not be shown, only mentioned.

  Might Not be Finished.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,157

  Chapters:

  11/16

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  23

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  258

• 24 More Hours! by CONDIMENT_CREW

  Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  16 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Sleep Deprivation
  • Angst
  • Hallucinations
  • Sleep Deprived Ryland Grace
  • Rocky Loves Ryland Grace
  • Human Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Looks Like James Ortiz
  • Human Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • They’re still eridians just human shaped
  • they have hard outer skin
  • Adrian is a botanist (Project Hail Mary)
  • Ryland Grace and Rocky are Platonic Soulmates
  • They/Them Pronouns for Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • No beta we die like Yao and Ilyukhina
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived

  Summary

  Rocky doesnt understand why humans need to sleep 1/3 of their lives! It’s inefficient.

  Grace just wants to sleep but even more wants his best friend to be happy

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,218

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  20

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  229

• Various Countryhumans Works by CONDIMENT_CREW

  Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  15 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Russia/United States (Anthropomorphic)
  • Platonic Derek Sweeney/Brian Roan (Varesa’s Countryhumans AU)
  • France/United Kingdom (Anthropomorphic)
  • United States (Anthropomorphic)
  • Russia (Anthropomorphic)
  • Derek Sweeney (Varesa’s Countryhumans AU)
  • Brian Roan (Varesa’s Countryhumans AU)
  • Derek Sweeney is a rich kid
  • Brian Roan’s apartment is a mess
  • America is a lightweight
  • Russia’s death is genuinely mourned by everyone
  • Bad parent Britain
  • but hes trying
  • Canada calls France “mama” since she took care of him as a kid
  • they aren’t related
  • will add tags as I make oneshots

  Summary

  Various Countryhuman works set in Varesa’s AU!

  Series

  • Part 1 of Varesa’s Countryhumans AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,490

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  113