12 Works by CONDIMENT_CREW
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Hetalia One Shots I Wrote Because I'm Depressed and Love These Doofuses
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England wasnt a good brother no matter how much America wishes he was.
- Language:
- English
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- 283
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 49
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I don't want to be seen (It's only Natural) by CONDIMENT_CREW
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
19 Sep 2026
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A series of events following the assault of Alfred F. Jones, out of the usual order, following four seperate timelines. Please take care when reading the disclaimer. The actual incident will not be shown, only mentioned.
Might Not be Finished.
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24 More Hours! by CONDIMENT_CREW
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Aug 2026
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Rocky doesnt understand why humans need to sleep 1/3 of their lives! It’s inefficient.
Grace just wants to sleep but even more wants his best friend to be happy
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Various Countryhuman works set in Varesa’s AU!
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- Part 1 of Varesa’s Countryhumans AU
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I’m not willing to open my heart but she crawled her way out and left deep deep scars by CONDIMENT_CREW
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
14 Jul 2026
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Catherine’s a cheating piece of garbage.
America cant believe someone would cheat on him when he’s so awesome (he secretly thought this would happen since he thinks no one could possibly love him unless he’s actively providing them things)
Russia is there, like he always is, in case his little fox needs him again.
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- Part 2 of Varesa’s Countryhumans AU
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Thirteen Colonies was the Empires golden boy, the crown prince, set to have the throne, until he meets Russia and starts realizing he doesn’t want to marry a princess anymore.
Various stories of these two growing up around each other
I don’t CARE if I use the right names! This is my story and it’s 10pm snd Im home alone for the next two weeks cause I was left behind from a “family vacation” and only heard they cancelled my flight last minute. Grr.
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How come everytime we go to a wedding someone is brutally and dramatically injured? by CONDIMENT_CREW
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
03 Jul 2026
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RUSAME WEDDING FINALLY
Also FUCK CATHERINE
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I personally also have a hc for this au that Ame is pretty athletic usually and uses food as a coping mechanism so usually hes fine but after Russia “died” he stopped leaving his apartment so he did get a little chubby. (Based on my own struggle with depression, 0 days since I projected on random characters)
Note that I don’t think he ended up losing all this weight afterwards since Russia thinks it makes Ame look “more mature, less twig”So that’s where the “pulling a Thor” refrence comes from. Also Ame DID technically get a beard but bro cant grow much facial hair so it wasn’t that big of a change :sob:
I headcanon Ame as having an accent that changes depending on the day it could be mimicking any of the states.
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- Part 3 of Varesa’s Countryhumans AU
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America runs away from home, Russia finds him in the woods.
Based on some writing by another fella I love!
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- Part 4 of Varesa’s Countryhumans AU
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- English
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- 528
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
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007n7 found c00lkidd on his doorstep when he was just 18, and decided to take him in.
Five years later, he's already given up, and C00lkidd is left to put his life back together, but he's not as alone as he thinks he is.
MY AU: CONTAINS CUSTOM NEW SPECIES I MADE! I WILL ADD EXPLANAITIONS AT THE END!Series
- Part 1 of C00lkidd cant catch a break huh?
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Nice 77Noli work I wrote, listening to Baby One More Time and ended up incorperating it. Enjoy!
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The Condiment Crew: An Epic Novel by CONDIMENT_CREW
Fandoms: Condiment Crew - Original Series
09 Jun 2023
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Just... Chaos, ok? No spoilers, but there are weird spices and condiments used here.
LORE TO BE MADEEEEE YESSIRSeries
- Part 1 of Condiment Crew - The Series