3 Series by Calcified_Crawler
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The Hermitcraft Dungeon Crawler Carl AU by Calcified_Crawler
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP
- Explicit
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- F/M, M/M
- Series in Progress
29 Mar 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Joe Hills | joehillssays/ZombieCleo
- John Booko | BdoubleO100/EthosLab
- mentioned vintagebeef/pauseunpause
- GeminiTay/Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood
- Joe Hills | joehillssays
- ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF)
- EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF)
- John Booko | BdoubleO100
- GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF)
- Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood
- Intersex Joe Hills
- Joe uses he/it/they
- Transfem Cleo
- She/Her and They/Them Pronouns for ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF)
- Alternate Universe - Fantasy
- Alternate Universe- Dungeon Crawler Carl
- Zombie ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF)
- Ghost Joe Hills | joehillssays
- Mentioned John Booko | BdoubleO100
- Mentioned EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF)
- Mentioned Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood
- Ghost Sex
- possesion sex
- potions used inappropriately
- Fingering
- the Joe Hills difference
- Rutting
- Non-Human Joe Hills | joehillssays
- Aphrodisiacs
- Blow Jobs
- Hand Jobs
- Sonnets
- Mentioned Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)
- Mentioned Daniel M. | VintageBeef
- Mentioned PauseUnpause
- implyed polyamory
- Hate Sex
- but it's mildly irritated sex in reality
- Titjob
- Titfucking
- Fingerfucking
- Kitsune EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF)
- Implied Voyeurism
- mentioned etho/bdubs/beef/pause
- mentioned past martyn/ren
- mentioned past martyn/cleo
- Alternative Universe - Dungeon Crawler Carl
- Siren GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF)
- Sentient Sex Doll Martyn InTheLittleWood
- Vaginal Fingering
- Puppy Play
- Foot Fetish Mention
- Self-Hatred
- cannon typical flighty-ness from martyn
- this is really just a character deep dive with some porn on the side
- Hypnotism
- <- they are both consenting and it's not really hypnotism
- Siren song
- Words:
- 16,433
- Works:
- 3
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Markiplier Prompt One-shots by Calcified_Crawler
Fandom In Space With Markiplier (Web Series), Markiplier TV (Web Series), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), Wilford 'MOTHERLOVING' Warfstache
29 Aug 2025
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Murdock/reader - Relationship
- Darkiplier/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Author | Host/Darkiplier (Markiplier TV)
- Celine | The Seer/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Author | Host/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Abe | The Detective/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Author | Host (Markiplier TV)/Reader
- The Author/The Host
- murdock (markiplier)
- Reader
- murderiplier
- Darkiplier (Markiplier TV)
- Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Author | Host (Markiplier TV)
- Celine | The Seer (Who Killed Markiplier?)
- Abe | The Detective (Who Killed Markiplier?)
- Bath Sex
- Fingering
- handjob
- Trans Male Reader
- No Beta We Die Like The Actor
- fluffy sex
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- PWP
- mentions of being married
- no mention of like. yknow. murder
- literally just cute porn
- Dirty Talk
- Growling
- but as a joke
- we're funny about it
- Domestic Fluff
- Domesticity
- domestic porn
- Kinktober
- pin up
- Boys in Skirts
- Clothing Kink
- Makeup
- minor makeup kink
- Married Couple
- GRATUITOUSLY FLUFFY SMUT
- Fluff
- Teasing
- Food mention
- (NOT FOOD SEX)
- Wilford is in pinup
- olfactophillia
- perfume kink
- Mind Reading
- theyre both written as dubiously neurodivirgent
- idk how to tag that honestly
- wilford lowkey breaks the fourth wall
- minor public play
- Sub Dark
- switch dark
- switch wilford
- Dom Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Making Out
- Blow Jobs
- Body Worship
- they just love each other so much
- Praise Kink
- Hair-pulling
- wilford is bear adjacent
- Nicknames
- Nipple Play
- Anal Fingering
- minor cum play
- Cum Eating
- Aftercare
- religious alegorys but like its not a big thing
- not a god au
- dark just is in love
- porn with no plot
- top host
- Hand Jobs
- Rope Bondage
- Tentacles
- the tentacles star a minor role fyi
- minor exhibitionism
- nothing happens w it but it is mentioned
- Degradation Kink
- Oral Sex
- Verbal teasing
- Hair Pulling
- forced cumming through psychic powers
- Forced Orgasm
- Begging
- Dom/sub Undertones
- Masturbation
- mentioned characters Actor Mark and Benjamin the Butler
- Pegging
- Praise
- historical strap ons
- vaugely 1920s
- switch celine
- switch william
- Affairs
- discussion of affair
- simp william
- mentioned exhibitionism
- Pet Names
- Alcohol
- Mentioned Smoking
- celines pov
- i googled how to play durak and what 1920s strap ons looked like so you didn't have to
- Smut Collection
- Gags
- Anal Sex
- switch wilford warfstache
- switch Host
- consentual sex magic
- Telepathy
- Spit as Lube
- Spit Kink
- eluding to oral
- Safe Sane and Consensual
- Wall Sex
- pre/post wmlw you decide.
- Office Sex
- abe has a choking kink
- Top Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Bottom Abe | The Detective (Who Killed Markiplier)
- gun - Freeform
- First Time
- Outdoor Sex
- Hunter/Prey - Freeform
- Psychic Abilities
- Dream Sex
- the hosts saliva kink i gave him is alive and well
- no pronouns for reader
- male genitalia for reader
- yn not used for reader
- Smut
- They/Them Pronouns For Darkiplier (Markiplier TV)
- bottom wilford
- top dark
- Halloween Costumes
- Tentacle Sex
- Old man yaoi
- Roleplay
- handjobs
- Selfcest technically?
- not really tho
- as consentual as these two can get
- CNC
- Sex Magic
- he/it pronouns for the host
- trans author
Summary
Basically kinktober but I don't have a time limit.
- Words:
- 24,750
- Works:
- 10
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Wilford explicit fics by Calcified_Crawler
Fandom Markiplier TV (Web Series), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series), Wilford 'MOTHERLOVING' Warfstache
23 Mar 2025
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Abe | The Detective/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Author | Host/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Celine | The Seer/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Darkiplier/Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Abe | The Detective (Who Killed Markiplier?)
- Author | Host (Markiplier TV)
- Celine | The Seer (Who Killed Markiplier?)
- Darkiplier (Markiplier TV)
- Kinktober
- Wall Sex
- pre/post wmlw you decide.
- Office Sex
- abe has a choking kink
- Top Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Bottom Abe | The Detective (Who Killed Markiplier)
- gun - Freeform
- First Time
- Smut Collection
- Gags
- Anal Sex
- switch wilford warfstache
- switch Host
- consentual sex magic
- Telepathy
- Spit as Lube
- Spit Kink
- eluding to oral
- Safe Sane and Consensual
- mentioned characters Actor Mark and Benjamin the Butler
- Pegging
- Praise
- Begging
- historical strap ons
- vaugely 1920s
- Dom/sub Undertones
- switch celine
- switch william
- Affairs
- discussion of affair
- simp william
- mentioned exhibitionism
- Pet Names
- Alcohol
- Mentioned Smoking
- celines pov
- i googled how to play durak and what 1920s strap ons looked like so you didn't have to
- pin up
- Boys in Skirts
- Clothing Kink
- Makeup
- minor makeup kink
- Married Couple
- GRATUITOUSLY FLUFFY SMUT
- Fluff
- Teasing
- Food mention
- (NOT FOOD SEX)
- Wilford is in pinup
- olfactophillia
- perfume kink
- Mind Reading
- theyre both written as dubiously neurodivirgent
- idk how to tag that honestly
- wilford lowkey breaks the fourth wall
- minor public play
- Sub Dark
- switch dark
- switch wilford
- Dom Wilford Warfstache | William J. Barnum | The Colonel
- Making Out
- Blow Jobs
- Body Worship
- they just love each other so much
- Praise Kink
- Hair-pulling
- wilford is bear adjacent
- Nicknames
- Nipple Play
- Anal Fingering
- minor cum play
- Cum Eating
- Aftercare
- religious alegorys but like its not a big thing
- not a god au
- dark just is in love
- Smut
- They/Them Pronouns For Darkiplier (Markiplier TV)
- bottom wilford
- top dark
- Tentacles
- Halloween Costumes
- Oral Sex
- Tentacle Sex
- Old man yaoi
- Roleplay
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- handjobs
Summary
All of my fics staring Wilford/William/Colonel
- Words:
- 17,093
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 1