Calistra
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An unofficial, unauthorized, and completely unholy anthology of incidents MI-5 and the Vatican swear never happened.
Contents include (but are not limited to, because God has abandoned us):🔫 Alucard learns to shoot like a cowboy. Gunslinger hat included. Dignity not.
🎮 Gameplays that result in actual war crimes. Screams in 15th-century Romanian. Vampire rage-quitting.
📹 Live streams that nothing could have prepared the internet for. 13k followers in 4 minutes.
📦 Unlicensed Hellsing merch: Alucard plush with LED fangs. It giggles when you stab it.
🩸 BloodCon UK: Cosplay. Smut fanfics. Sheer fan chaos. Anderson is traumatized (again).
🧠 Mandatory group therapy. Spoiler: it does not help.
📺 The Office, but everyone has guns. HR is dead. So is Integra on the inside.
🏠 Keeping up with the Hellsings: family game nights. Online shopping. Seras just wanted to sleep.
🧹 The maids spill the tea: support group for very traumatized survivors of Integra & Alucard as a couple.
💍 Fake marriages with real sexual tension: the neighbors regret everything.Each chapter is a standalone disaster. Some connect. All should probably be exorcised.
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Flesh and blood respond faster than faith.
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Welcome to the Hayakawa Household! Featuring:
🔹 Aki, the exhausted single father by circumstance;
🔹 Denji, a golden retriever in human form;
🔹 Power, a raccoon that gained the power of speech;
🔹 Makima, observing the chaos like she’s at the zoo;
🔹 Also, Kishibe is here. He's tired too.They fight devils by day, and each other by night.
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Desire never loosens. It tightens again and again.
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Assigned as chaplain to a remote convent attached to a psychiatric hospital, Father Peter brings silence and discipline with him. For the young Sister Agnes, his presence becomes a form of devotion she has no language for.