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“W-w-w-what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be…”
“Dead?” Rick Prime filled in. Prime cracked a smile, “Seriously? You think I let some evil version of you and dead-wife guy kill me? Come on, use your head.”
He flicked Morty's forehead, and the boy flinched, but surprisingly his skull was still intact. It didn’t even hurt that much. Rick Prime's grin widened.
“Nah, I just let them think they killed me. Set up a whole dramatic death scene, and now I'm retired!” Prime spread his arms, clearly referencing the red and blue Hawaiian print shirt he was wearing.
“R-retired?”
Or, I really like the concept of Prime coming back and kidnapping his grandson to try and get in some family bonding, because Morty needs a good parental figure in his life. Is Morty happy about this development? That remains to be seen. So, here's a retelling of Season 9 Episode 8
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24 Aug 2026
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A mysterious object in Bellatrix's vault sends Harry, Ron and Hermione spinning into the past and to a Hogwarts like none they know.
Posing as students, Harry catches the eye of the Head Boy, Tom Riddle, who is nothing like the Voldemort of the future. He's charming and sly and manipulative; both brillant and deadly.It isn’t long before they’re tangled in a game more intricate than anything before. A game of heightened stakes, of tension, and the odds are stacked against Harry. With the threads of the future unravelling, can Harry make it out intact? And what is the cost, of truly getting close to Tom?
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22 Jul 2026
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After the second wizarding war, Harry believed he could live a normal, peaceful life. It soon changed when a group of Death Eaters rose from hiding to resurrect the dark lord. While uncovering their motives and plans, chaos strikes, leaving the hero alone. With agony and a heavy heart, the hero turns vengeful, tracking down the group only to be transported to another reality. Where things are not what it seems.
Crack Summary: Depressed, angsty 30-year-old Harry gets thrown into a world where a certain emperor wants him in his harem. Can he escape the mpreg curse?!
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16 Jul 2026
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“Yes?” Harry looks between the two towering twins, frowning when they just stare at him with identical, mocking smirks on their faces. “To what do I owe the pleasure of basking in the presence of lords Riddle of Slytherin House?”
“My, quite the sassy one we have here,” says Tom, his smirk curling further up as he turns to his twin. “Don’t you think so, Morfin?”
“Indeed, Tom,” Morfin agrees; dark eyes glinting as he shares a secret twin thing with Tom.
Harry rolls his eyes and turns to leave. He hates the secret twin thing. “Well, this sassy one is off on a quest. So if you’ll excuse me—“
It all happens too quickly: before Harry can even take a single step, both Riddle twins grasp him by the shoulders. Harry jerks reflexively, lifting both hands to swat at them at the same time. The twins both grab a wrist each, and that’s when they feel it: completion.
Harry stares at his inner wrist; the three symbols glowing radiantly. He lifts his eyes and freezes.
Tom and Morfin are staring back. Hungrily.
Harry screams.
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Modern Soulmate Triad AU, featuring a sassy, dumbarse Harry, and his evil, dumbarse twins, Tom and Morfin. AKA, the idiot sandwich.
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12 Aug 2025
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Tom knows from the moment his magic pulsed in his left wrist that they’re here, and it is only due to his phenomenal self-control that he does not break into a run. Instead, he walks briskly, wild eyes glued to the flashing radar on his arm; on the dot that is drawing closer to the center of the circle, closer to him—
His eyes land on a familiar figure standing in front of the orphanage; haloed by the setting sun. Tom Riddle’s mouth dries, and his heart almost leaps out of his chest.
“Selwyn?”
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Harry Potter, now Harford Selwyn, discovers what happens when you mess with time, and Tom Riddle, upon learning to love, discovers a new fear. (Tomarry Soulmate/Time Travel AU)
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12 Aug 2025