CallipygianCarnivore
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER.
You had never considered the possibility that you might be SEVERELY HOMOSEXUAL, because you were slightly preoccupied with the fact that you are NOT HUMAN, your association with your friends puts their LIVES AT STAKE, and most people would love to see you DEAD.
You might possibly be head-over-heels for JOHN EGBERT and to be honest you don't know what to do.
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Rogue Dumbasses by Hammertimexx (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
10 Feb 2015
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In a civilization where aliens have populated Earth in the extinction of their own planet, two beings live to stop the people from reaching their full potential. Her Imperious Condescension and Lord English, who have taken the entire planet under their thumb under the guise of Englis)( Incorporated.
In a civilization where people are born with the potential to control Aspects and gain superhuman powers, four guardians had fought for a world they'd known, and for the future of their children's charges.
In a civilization on the brink of dystopia, eight kids find their way around the rules set for them.Bookmarked by CallipygianCarnivore
10 Feb 2015
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==> BE THE SURVIVOR
Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OLD. Six years ago, your entire civilization COLLAPSED within the span of THREE MONTHS, leaving you and your family some of the ONLY SURVIVORS. You managed to stay alive because you had been in CLOSE CONTACT with the thing that would eventually WIPE OUT three-fourths of the human population, and have since used your resources to help any other refugees you find.
Unfortunately, this has given everyone the widespread impression that you have all of the answers to EVERY PROBLEM EVER, which you most certainly do not.
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06 Feb 2015
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He was supposed to have saved his girl. She was supposed to have fallen in love. They did; that was then; this is now.
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21 Nov 2014
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He remembered when he had everything, everything that now felt so far away.
Friends, close family, happiness, health.
Now all he had was his name.
Hideyoshi Nagachika. Hide for short.
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18 Nov 2014
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You should really slow down, take in the sights from time to time. Maybe if you had, you wouldn't have slammed right into that boy on his way down the staircase.
What an introduction, paramount job, English.Bookmarked by CallipygianCarnivore
12 Nov 2014