Caolait
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- Ted Lasso (TV) (5)
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In her panic over getting caught, Michelle makes what is possibly the worst decision of her life.
She hides in the closet.
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“I’d best get goin’. The boys‘ll be here soon,” he says.
“Yes, well, that is what I pay you for.”
Ted’s eyes never leave her as he does an awkward moonwalk back toward the door. He’s such an unfathomable dork, and she is so, so far gone for him. She briefly contemplates throwing herself out her office window.
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He tips the brim of an imaginary hat. “Yeehaw.”
“You’re in England now, Ted,” she says, a smug little grin on her face. “Tally-ho.”
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"She’d fallen asleep with a desperate sort of anxiety clawing at her throat, her nose pressed into the space where his shoulder met his neck.
Three days later, he was on a plane back to his son.
They never talked about it."
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What if the night Ted spent at Rebecca's went a little differently?
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i hate you for what you did (and i miss you like a little kid) by Caolait
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
30 Jun 2023
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“What on earth,” Deborah says.
When Rebecca glances up, her mother has the little green army man pinched between her fingers.
“Have you given up on real men altogether then? Traded in for a matchbox man instead?”
Rebecca’s face burns. “That’s not—” But the words are barely out of her mouth before she freezes, something white-hot lancing through her chest.
“What did you call it?”
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They make it back to the States. Joyce takes care of Hopper, then they take care of each other.
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28 Dec 2025
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It’s not always like this. Mostly, it’s sheer hunger, a need to take back the time lost, both of them equally desperate for the other. Other times, though, one of them needs something more, and they’re learning what to do with it.
Or, Joyce has a need and Hopper is more than willing to fill it.
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27 Dec 2025
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In the morning, she knows, she’ll blame it on the alcohol—blame it on Keeley, who’d waited until they were all three sheets to the wind before picking up an empty wine bottle and declaring it “make out time”—but the truth is she was still thinking somewhat clearly when instead of begging off and making an excuse not to participate, she’d looked at Ted and thought about having his mouth on hers, and it was enough to make her spin the first round.
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- Part 1 of Ted Lasso Prompts
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18 Mar 2025
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don't call, just text me by unsavorablefavors
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
08 Feb 2025
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If there's one thing the Bridgerton family and friends will do, it's start a group chat.
...or a collection of one-shot text threads between the Bridgertons, their partners, and between friends
ch.1: The ladies dating Bridgerton Brothers get together to get drunk and talk about their partners
ch.2: Colin travels the world and finds himself texting Penelope more than anyone else
ch.3: Kate and Anthony cyberbully each other into a relationship
ch.4: LGBridgertonTQ+: Happy Pride 🌈
ch.5: pt 2 of ch.1: The morning after girls night
ch.6: pt 3 of ch.1: boys night
ch.7: [COMING SOON]: pt 2 of ch. 2 (Romancing Mr Worldwide)
ch.8: [COMING SOON]: Lady Whistledown, Instagram's anonymous gossip queen, drunkenly DMs (hits on) Colin Bridgerton, a high society nepotism baby and socialite influencer.
ch.9: [COMING SOON]: at 26, Benedict met the love of his life. Now, at 29, he spends all his time on Twitter
ch.10: [COMING SOON]: Simon and Daphne love to shit talk the rest of the bridgerton’s attempts at love
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02 Nov 2024
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“Colin!” Penelope shouts, her face lighting up with a smile that had to be a million or two watts, rivaling the brightness of the sun.
“Pen,” he says, feeling some kind of weight drop from his shoulders, replaced by her when she jumps on him. Her arms wind around his neck and instinctively, he catches her, one hand on the back of her thigh and the other pressed against her lower back.
“Fuck, I missed you,” she breathes.
It’s exactly the homecoming he’d wished for. His heart takes off in his chest. She smells like vanilla and lavender, and her whole body is warm and wrapped around him, and he wonders if maybe they could stay like this for the rest of their lives, because God, he’s missed her, too.
With his face buried in her neck, Colin murmurs, “Yeah, me, too.” Neither of them really let go, and he doesn’t want to read into it that much because—he doesn’t even know. Because he’s scared, maybe. Probably. Because he doesn't understand it and doesn’t want to. Because for all his exploration of caves and canyons, he isn’t sure he’s ready for whatever he’d find the second he reads the text of their friendship and discovers something hidden between the lines.
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20 Oct 2024