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A glimpse into the life of a human woman and her alien wife, and their adventures in interstellar family planning.
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21 Oct 2024
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oh my god… so good. alien and human couple and they’re wives OH MY GODDDDDD
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one girl, three insects by Anonymous
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
08 Dec 2022
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‘One jumped on his face,’ Sylvain says, empathically. ‘And the others were crawling all over him. It’s a miracle we got them all off him given how tight their grips are.’
‘He was behaving strangely afterwards,’ Dedue pitches in, much to the obvious dismay of Annette. ‘Very flushed. Out of sorts.’
Out of the corner of her eye, Mercedes sees Sylvain unfurling his index finger to a solid point, eyebrows raised to stress his innuendo. Mercedes cheeks flush scarlet, a heat stirring in her tummy that she stubbornly ignores.
Or. Mercedes sates her curiosity by getting dicked down by three facehuggers.
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08 Dec 2022
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YAAAAAAA YAAAAAA YES YES YES THIS IS IT THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR FUCK YEAHHHH
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call it hope by theroyalsavage
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
17 May 2021
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Hubert von Vestra is single-minded, unsmiling, humorless, and cold, and Ferdinand has hated him since they were children. Unfortunately, it transpires, he is an easier man to hate from afar.
A Pride and Prejudice AU.
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04 Jul 2022
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I AM SCREAMING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE FERDIBERT
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I Wanna Take You to a Gay Bar by orphan_account
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Sep 2019
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Hubert learns something new about Ferdinand and isn't sure how to bring it up.
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28 Jun 2022
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i love this so much oh my godddd hubert gets jealous of the men ferdie is hooking up with.. my favorite flavor!!!
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Sylvain takes Dimitri to experience a sex toy shop for the very first time. Dimitri gets to try something new.
Chap 2 is rated E - can be read alone.
“Are you sure it’s OK to go in there?” The door was frosted glass, obscuring any view inside, and Dimitri felt like he was doing something extremely taboo. If they had to frost the glass and block the windows, what was going on in there?
Sylvain’s laugh was a bark, and he turned to put a hand on his shoulder. It felt warm, too warm, on Dimitri’s light t-shirt. “Of course it’s OK to go in there! I told you already, I’ve been here before, it’s great! It’s the least judgemental place on earth.”