CaptainSwank
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Let Him Cook by CaptainSwank for mahaute
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
07 Jan 2026
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Honsou and Uriel Ventris will find each other in any universe.
In this one, teenage Honsou cooks meth.
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And Your Enemies Closer by CaptainSwank
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
30 Dec 2025
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Snapshots from a life owned by Honsou.
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- Part 2 of Honsou's Dream
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The Beast Sated by CaptainSwank
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
29 Dec 2025
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Magnus saves the day a little too late.
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Ahriman and Forrix run into some cultural differences.
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Ahriman misreads some signals.
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Honsou's Dream by CaptainSwank
Fandom Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
30 Dec 2025
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The Archive by CaptainSwank, leitnerpiper69
Fandom The Magnus Archives, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Jun 2020
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This isn't just any new serf, either; Talos has finally found another one he likes enough to stake a personal claim with the coin and the tattoo and everything. Those are always fun to play with, especially in the early days when they can't believe that heretic astartes are real, and they've been captured by some, and yet they won't die as long as they behave.
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“Do you know who chained you?”
This, the beast remembered. Ungentle hands forcing restraints around his wrists. A deep voice, thick with disgust, spitting judgment at him. Out of control. Shameful. Disgrace to the Legion. The beast growled. He knew that name. His oldest enemy, his most bitter rival.
“Nassir Amit chained me.”
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The Next Time by i_cant_say
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
05 Apr 2023
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Cyrion chuckles. “Our Fenrisian cousins consider it a sign of ownership, you know. Marking your territory. Telling everyone what belongs to you.”
Septimus doesn’t know what to say.
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"You're good at doing what you're told," Cyrion says conversationally. "And it's not even because you fear for your life, is it? I mean, not only because of that."
Septimus is glad he can't answer.
"I'm just curious how far that goes."
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They had bound him, hands and feet and wings, and affixed the chains to the foot of the throne.
Sanguinius was relieved his sons were not present to see it. They would have perceived an insult where, he had come to understand, none was meant.
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Sanguinius gets rescued by the last person he expects, and he's not happy about it.