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    Ilya is plummeting to his death when he closes his eyes, heart full of regret.

    When he opens them in what feels like just a second later, he is standing outside a rink in Regina, Saskatchewan. There’s a banner on the building across the street:

    World Junior Hockey Championship 2009.

    What?

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    Izuku flushes, flustered as he scrambles for a response. "Ah of course I'm not guilty or moping or anything!" 

    "Oh, so you're happy you hit me with a ladder?"

    "No! I mean—" Izuku cuts himself off, truly at a loss for words.

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    Izuku overreacts, Shinsou clears things up.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Rule One of poker,” Kaminari announced, “If we’re using food as poker chips and you eat your chips, that’s on you and you’re not getting them replaced. Rule Two of poker. If we’re not using food as poker chips and you eat them anyway, that is still on you and they will also not be replaced, however we will be very concerned about you.”
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    "Sero ate a pebble." Ashido said, like that explained anything at all.

     

    (Kaminari introduces card games to class 1A and everyone gets just a bit too into it.)

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    25 Mar 2026

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    And the glorious finishing touch:

    She has her own name tattooed on her cheek.
     
    Yes, Caitlyn decides. She’ll do.

     

    Or, Caitlyn Kiramman is determined to make her mother’s head explode, and what better way than this pink-haired, tattooed, scruffy-looking Zaunite?

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    26 Feb 2026