Catastrophic_Mastermind



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    Lucifer Morningstar has been known by many names throughout his very long life. The Lightbringer, Star of Morning, Father of Sin, and Most Hated Being in All of Creation to name a few. These days, he’s hoping to claim the title of Hell’s Greatest Dad, which is an accomplishment easier said than done. Enter one arrogant and conniving Radio Demon and life suddenly takes a turn for the worst. But hey, what’s a little misery to the King of Hell.

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    Lucifer could think of a million-and-one reasons to distrust Alastor, but if there’s ever a lesson that the universe is happy to teach him time and time again, it’s that mortals have a peculiar habit of being so much more than they seem. Suddenly, those million-and-one reasons don’t seem to hold much weight, especially when revelations lead to him needing to rely on the one sinner who makes his life a living hell.

    Loosely inspired by the song ‘Gods & Monsters’ by Lana Del Rey

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    31 Mar 2026

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    Doofenshmirtz didn't expect his life as a teacher to be interesting, but when he starts dating Perry, things just start happening around them. Together, they try to make a good first impression on the Flynn-Fletchers, Move in together, expose a cheating neighbor, move out together and try to navigate life as a couple.

    Heinz experiences a loving family for the first time, and honestly, it's overwhelming.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Lucifer should have known Heaven would never let him keep the home he had managed to carve out of Hell.

    He should have known they would never let him keep his daughter.

    After Charlie's birth, Heaven makes the decision that a half-angel shouldn't have to bear growing up in Hell. Instead, she is to be sent to Earth and fostered by a human. Adam is placed in charge of deciding who that human should be, and as retaliation against Lucifer and Lilith, choses the worst possible candidate.

    Who could make for a worse father than a serial killer, after all?

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    19 Mar 2026

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    A post season 2 RadioApple story. Headcanons inside, reader be aware.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Lucifer accidentally slips up and tells the other sins that he is back on the market, not only that but he is engaged once more! The sins are baffled and demand to meet their new in-law to which Lucifer reluctantly caves into doing.

     

    So with a pep talk from Charlie and reassurance from his fiancée Alastor, the two set off on a journey throughout hell to meet the other sins. With Alastor being Alastor, can anything go wrong?

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    13 Mar 2026