Catastrophic_Mastermind
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The Deviant, His Dad, & His Dog by Catastrophic_Mastermind
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
17 Jan 2021
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Following the revolution Connor has to come to grips with his new emotions, his place in the world, and life itself. With the help of Hank and Sumo, he may just figure things out.
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"Come on now, I know you’re allergic to doors but I'd rather not nail another board up.” His LED flashing yellow for a moment in guilt, his mouth opened to apologize for the broken window as he followed Hank inside only for the breath in his artificial lungs to leave him in an undignified “Oof!” as 170lbs of lovable fur barreled into his legs and knocked him flat on his back. Freezing for a moment to regain his bearings and to hopefully prevent another attack, he was quickly brought back into focus as a wheezing laugh sounded from further in the house. Doing his best to give an annoyed glare but being utterly unsuccessful as a massive tongue swept over his face, he instead let out a huff.“Seems… ha… seems Sumo here remembered you Connor.”
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Submitting for Smudgeandfrank's DITYS as my artistic ability begins and ends with stick figures.
The gorgeous image that is the prompt can be found here: https://www.instagram.com/p/B8pzsAEFxa6/?igshid=n16dhbtmf475
Voice of God: Adam Young had invited Crowley and Aziraphale over to Anathema's cottage for an Notpocalypse Anniversary Party, where the main event of the evening was scheduled to be a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Tournament. Aziraphale, not being tech savvy in the slightest, decided it was best to practice beforehand with Crowley as his mentor...
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Winter Wishes and Snowfall Kisses by ParanoidinPink for chicorymeadow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2026
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In the small town of Hartland, Alastor lives a humble life. His secondhand bookstore, Vintage Verses, along with its attached café is profitable enough to keep him afloat. It's not an easy life, but he's content.
His life takes a turn when a visit to the city results in him bumping into his college situationship partner, Vincent Whittman. College had been a distant part of Alastor's life and he would rather it remain in the past, but with Vincent's insistence, Alastor's faced with the harsh reality of his life choices. To make matters worse, he finds himself the sudden impromptu boyfriend of some blonde stranger. That stranger, as it turns out, happens to be the wealthy investor, Lucifer Morningstar, who recently started renovating Hartland's homestead.
Alastor now finds himself stuck in the middle between a former paramour and a new fake one. And as his life crumbles around him, he's left to question what future awaits him.
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A Hallmark-inspired Winter holiday love story of a man trying to get by while running from his past and embracing his future.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Catastrophic_Mastermind
13 Oct 2026
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Set at the beginning of Apology Tour, Blitz slips and hits his head so hard it causes him to black out.
Desperate for his relationship with Stolas to go back to the way it was, he gets the crazy idea to use this injury to fake amnesia.
Except during the ensuing conversation Stolas blurts out that he's Blitz's boyfriend.
Blitz could call him out on the lie, but then he'd have to reveal his amnesia story is bullshit... so he decides to work with it. What could possibly go wrong?
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Bookmarked by Catastrophic_Mastermind
08 Oct 2026
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Bookmarked by Catastrophic_Mastermind
23 Sep 2026
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Sometimes, Lucifer thinks about how it's his fault soulmarks exist at all. Heaven couldn't undo the damage once he offered Eve a taste of divinity, but they could at least make sure that they didn't have to deal with humans refusing to populate their new playground.
He and Lilith were supposed to be different. Unique creatures brought into the universe before soulmarks, before he introduced the concept of free will. They were the blueprints tossed aside so a new realm of creation could be forged. That is, until the day Lilith came home, sat him down, and took forever off the table.
All Lucifer ever wanted was for humanity to be able to choose for themselves what they wanted in life—for them not to be forced to ascribe to a path that was written for them before the stars were even hung in the sky. He almost did it; he'd been so close, but heaven always finds a way to have the last laugh.
Forcing Lily into a bond that never should have existed wasn't enough—they had to make sure Lucifer knew he never really escaped. In the end, they always win.
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- Part 1 of Bend Till I Break
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Bookmarked by Catastrophic_Mastermind
23 Sep 2026
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Finding Home by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 Jun 2026
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A series of short fics exploring Grace and Rocky's friendship, among other things. (Each chapter is its own story; I just wanted to have them all in one place.)
Chapter 1: Rocky thinks humans are equally disgusting and cute. Somehow, through it all, Grace reminds him of home.
Chapter 2: Rocky can pick Grace up easily, and Rocky thinks it is very funny. Rocky and Grace tease each other.
Chapter 3: Eridians bring Grace their babies for him to see, and Grace learns about Eridian culture/religion. Grace is also bad at taking compliments.
Chapter 4: Rocky makes Grace celebration jewelry. Later, Grace gets a similar gift from Adrian.
Chapter 5: Grace and Rocky tease each other, and Rocky is introduced to the idea of throwing things at your friends. He decides that humans are odd, but maybe aren't all that bad.
Chapter 6: Grace tries to convince Rocky to swim, but Eridians don’t typically like deep water because they are heavy and will sink/drown. Grace learns about some Eridian mythology.
Chapter 7: Grace talks about the lack of support teachers have on Earth. Rocky is confused by this.[This has a limit, so new chapters will have their description at the beginning of the chapter instead]
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Bookmarked by Catastrophic_Mastermind
21 Sep 2026