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Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by uisceB
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Sep 2024
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Harrow felt the slanted smile against her ear as Gideon squeezed her ass and said, “You know if you’d led Mass in the raw like this, I actually would’ve attended. Every time. Front row.”
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In the aftermath of God’s death, Harrow and Gideon trip and tumble their way through what it means to be on the “lovers” side of “enemies to lovers” while facing the uncertainties of a universe with no God, and a House on the verge of extinction.
Featuring: nuns losing their religion (and finding new ways to worship), chainsaw-armed skeletons, smut, religiosity, more smut, Third House birthday shenanigans, power dynamics, Serious Discussions about the merits of tentacle porn, a smorgasbord of bad puns, and if you can believe it, even more smut.
A continuation of “She Puts the Fun in Funeral” but can easily be read as a stand-alone.
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- Part 2 of She Puts the Fun in Funeral
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05 Nov 2025
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New Year. New fandom. 31 kinks for 31 ships.
Ships and kinks indexed in chapter one.
Tags to be updated with every post.
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- English
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- 72,825
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- 32/32
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16 Jun 2025
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Let you lock me down tonight by Sexyblasphemy for griddlebutch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
05 Nov 2024
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God has finally called His daughter home, but Harrow isn’t going to let Gideon leave so easily.
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21 May 2025
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A Miraculous TikTok Account by oliviaandersonisntmyrealnamelol
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
15 Jun 2021
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Chloe fucked up. Bad.
The solution? Making five superpowered teenagers who hate each other live together for an indeterminate amount of time.
Nothing can go wrong.
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- English
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- 97,772
- Chapters:
- 57/57
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03 May 2025
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Caitlyn Kiramman has spent her entire life under the crushing weight of high society expectations. As a rising lawyer from a wealthy Long Island family, she’s used to playing the part—until her mother demands she bring a “suitable” date to the Met Gala or face yet another arranged setup with one of New York’s elite bachelors. In a moment of defiance, Caitlyn blurts out a lie: she already has a girlfriend.
Enter Vi—an underground MMA fighter from Manhattan who couldn’t care less about wealth, reputation, or Caitlyn’s perfectly controlled world. Desperate to sell the illusion, Caitlyn makes Vi an offer she can’t refuse: pretend to be her girlfriend for six months, attend a few events, and collect a generous payout. Easy money.
Except nothing is ever that easy.
Between staged dates in Central Park, public kisses that feel a little too real, and Vi looking obscenely good in a tux at the Met, Caitlyn starts to wonder if maybe—just maybe—she’s in over her head. But when family interference and unspoken fears threaten to unravel everything, Caitlyn and Vi are left with one final question:
Was it all just an act? Or was it real all along?
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- Part 1 of Terms & Conditions
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- English
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by Cattoboy
16 Apr 2025