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    What If we took 'The Addams Family Values' and Mashed it together with 'Wednesday'?

     

    When Wednesday Addams’ new nanny worms her way into the family’s good graces, she convinces Gomez and Morticia that sending Wednesday and Pugsley to the nauseatingly cheerful Camp Chippewa is exactly what their gloomy little offspring need. Surrounded by pastel décor, forced sing-alongs, and relentlessly smiling campers, Wednesday prepares herself for a summer of torture.

    But then she meets an unlikely ally: a boy whose father has shipped him off in hopes that the camp can “fix” his so-called bad behavior. His darkness doesn’t scare Wednesday—it intrigues her. Together, the three navigate the horrors of enforced happiness, overzealous counselors, and the endless plague of sunshine.

    For once, Wednesday begins to wonder if this summer might not be the slow death she expected… but something far more dangerous: a glimpse of companionship, understanding, and maybe even the faint stirrings of Friendship.

     

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    AKA Wednesday meets Tyler at camp Chippewa instead of Joel and the Two grow up together.

     

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    Chapter 16 Begins Part 2 following the events at Nevermore.

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    If there is one thing Francoise Night is certain of throughout all of her life, it's that she has never quite been like everyone else. Though she wishes she could be more like her peers, it seems as if her wishes fall on the deaf ears of an ultimately uncaring universe. Whatever has contributed to this impermeable barrier between herself and the world at large is so minute that she can never put her finger on what, exactly, has caused it. All she knows is that it's there. Right from the start.

    Or: How it all comes together, and how it all falls apart. From childhood to that night in Iago Tower.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    He remembers his eyes bulging, his back hunching, his bones breaking, stretching, rearranging. Screams. A fear so primal he could taste it. The feeling of his claws cutting through flesh like it was butter. The texture of meat and bones between his teeth. The taste of blood in his mouth. Delicious.

    But those memories are getting more blurry the longer he’s here. They tell him that he had a mental breakdown and that he made it all up in his head as a coping mechanism to deal with the physical and sexual abuse he suffered from Laurel Gates Marilyn Thornhill. Yet even though they allow that Laurel Gates Marilyn Thornhill is real, her face is also blurry, like paint melting on a canvas and leaving only puddles vaguely resembling the original portrait.

    There is one memory too vivid, too full of sensory detail for him to have made up.

    The Kiss. Or rather, the series of kisses he shared with Her, just once.

    He knows instinctively that if they ever find out about Her, they will try to take Her away, too, and that if he loses Her, he’ll lose the most important part of himself. He’d rather kill himself than let that happen, even if She only exists inside his head.

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    31 Aug 2025

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    Okay, so, he didn’t like Chrissy Cunningham. That would be fucking ridiculous. The gorgeous, eternally-out-of-everyone’s-league cheerleader and the super senior burnout? Even without the existence of her hairline fracture of a boyfriend, Eddie wasn’t obtuse enough to daydream about their shared school experience becoming anything akin to a John Hughes film, alright?

     

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    Eddie and Chrissy lie to themselves.

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    Francoise Galpin thought nothing could be worse than Willowhill.

    She was wrong.

    After escaping, she soon discovers that hope is the cruelest torture of all.

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    31 Aug 2025