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    the rhythm method by for metonymy

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    30 Aug 2014

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    Then... the smells start.

    Oh shit.

    Literally.

    Steve looks at Darcy like:

    1) He knows exactly what little Emma Odinson (or is it Thorson? Thordaughter? On Earth, her birth certificate actually lists her name as Emma Frigga Foster) has done in her diaper
    2) He is silently praying that Darcy will do something about what has been done in said diaper
    3) He, somewhere deep inside, knows that Darcy ain't touching that with a ten foot pole

    Darcy shakes her head, pointing at Thor Baby's diapered butt. "Oh no," Darcy says. "Don't even think about it. You're the soldier. You go jump on that shit grenade, buddy."

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    Steve offers to babysit Thor and Jane's kid with Darcy, which is a TERRIBLE IDEA. Darcy is pissed this interrupts her plans on getting L-A-I-D. Bucky turns out to be a baby savant. Thor owns a BabyBjörn. Jane needs a serious glass of cabernet sauvignon.

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    30 Aug 2014

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    once you live a good story by

    Fandoms: Marvel (Comics)  

    13 Apr 2013

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    Carol and Jessica redefine what it means to be happy, in the context of coffee, philosophy, and each other. Or: the one where Carol and Steve own a used bookstore, Sam runs the coffee shop next door, and Jessica searches for more than what life is currently offering her.

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    23 Aug 2014

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    A Partial Dictionary Of The 21st Century By Captain Steve Rogers, US Army by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel, Captain America (Movies)  

    22 Apr 2012

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    Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.

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    19 Aug 2014

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    Moving The Furniture by for 51stCenturyFox

    Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel  

    28 May 2012

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    Steve thinks about sex a lot, and he'd like to have some, if he could just stop being an idiot around the people he'd like to have it with.

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    19 Aug 2014

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    you're the fireworks flyin' on the fourth of july by for girl0nfire

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    21 Jan 2014

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    Steve's got ninety-five years' worth of Bucky's birthdays to catch up on.

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    17 May 2014