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Not for the first time tonight Zim wonders if the disgusting fondness that floods his system when he looks at his idiot nemesis stems from some manner of cootie infection or a previously undetected flaw in his body shell. (It must be the former, Zim is perfect.)
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Zim is down bad and hatches a plan, Dib gets his first kiss stolen, and the real enemy all along is letting oneself be touched and to touch in return. -
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When Armin woke up this morning he did not envision himself getting sloppy third kisses from his best friend, but sometimes life just doesn’t go the way you planned.
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Eren accidentally has his first kiss during breakfast and makes it everyone else's problem.Series
- Part 6 of Levi is a Questionable Grief Counselor
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"Catching the bouquet is not a competition Peridot. But if it was, I’d win.”
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Pearlidot? At my wedding? It's more likely than you'd think. -
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Statistically speaking, everything was going to be fine. Probably.
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Pearl and Peridot are sent to retrieve a corrupted gem in an abandoned water park and it's all surprisingly unsettling. -
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“Peridot, you called Yellow Diamond a clod to her face and she still wasn’t even remotely interested in you, I highly doubt that you singing an earth song comparing yourself to her is going to make it any worse.”
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Peridot is ready to pop her fusion cherry, Pearl gives the sickest burns this side of the galaxy and Lapis Lazuli just wants them to stop hanging out together. -
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"Coming up next on the Gem Television Shopping Channel is our much anticipated 11.5 mm freshwater pearl and mastercut peridot sterling silver ring, a must have for any lover of either of these priceless gemstones!"
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Peridot gets all hot and bothered watching gem home shopping TV, Pearl wants to do research, and Steven doesn't get why anyone likes watching this boring channel. -
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Marco isn't a selfish person by nature but sometimes he wishes he was.
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Marco loves Jean. Jean loves Mikasa. Ymir watches the fallout.
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No matter what Amethyst said this was not a ploy to get their newest member into her bed. Well, not completely.
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Peridot goes on strike from sleeping on the couch, Pearl watches Peridot sleep like a creep, and they're both too stubborn to admit that they have matching crushes.Series
- Part 3 of Lapidary
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Peridot doesn’t want to get her hopes up but she knows that the crystal gems have done at least one jailbreak before; so who's to say that thats not something they did on the regular? If she's lucky there won't even be singing this time.
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Peridot is gem-napped, Pearl might go overboard trying to find her and Steven just wants a together meal of some kind.Series
- Part 2 of Lapidary
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It’s easy to think your actions only affect you when it's your existence on the line; but it's so much harder to learn that those actions have consequences on others over a millennia later.
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Pearl gives a solid B+ pep-talk, Peridot doesn't know how to deal with crying girls, and Garnet was right all along.Series
- Part 1 of Lapidary
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Seventeen years old is too old to be playing on roundabouts.
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Daring escapes, soap, and repressed memories do not make for a good date, but here we are.Series
- Part 5 of Levi is a Questionable Grief Counselor
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If anyone could love a monster it's a fellow monster.
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Annie falls in love. And like anytime Annie falls, it doesn't end well. -
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Connie wants to talk about Levi's 'feelings'. Levi does not.
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The trip back to the hideout is going to be a long one.Series
- Part 3 of Levi is a Questionable Grief Counselor
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Richard starts his morning the exact same way every day. “Hello. Good morning. I love you and I’m sorry.”
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Forgiveness means many things. -
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Marco isn't a selfish person by nature but sometimes he wishes he was.
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Marco loves Jean. Jean loves Mikasa. Ymir watches the fallout. -
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Levi falls head-over-heels in love with a boy he sells overpriced candles to.
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Eren just wanted his house to smell nice, honestly. -
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Mail call is a sacred and holy time for the 104th trainee squad.
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Jean and Marco wear matching sweaters and no one lets them live it down. -
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Usually he was the one who offered words of wisdom in the form of shit metaphors. He’s not supposed to be the one that received the poop wisdom.
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Eren word vomits his way to Corporal's heart.Series
- Part 4 of Levi is a Questionable Grief Counselor
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Someone has to tell Jean to stop or he'd keep stabbing the crystal forever.
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Levi has somehow become the grief counselor for the entire 104th.Series
- Part 2 of Levi is a Questionable Grief Counselor
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He doesn't make a very good grief counselor.
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Levi has 99 problems and 98 of them are the 104th.Series
- Part 1 of Levi is a Questionable Grief Counselor