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    Shenanigans ensue when one middle finger to the Academy too many gets Starfleet Cadet James T. Kirk booted off planet for a summer internship aboard the V.S.S. Sh'Raan.

    He's hiding a major secret from the oh so earnest and helpful Vulcans, but the longer he's on the ship, the more Jim starts to wonder if they're keeping secrets from him, too.

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    Captain Spisee handed Jim a heavy sheet of rich, cream paper embossed with gold dusted Vulcan calligraphy bearing the ship’s name. It was a bit cheap by the standards of Vulcan stationary aesthetics, but shipboard life meant some sacrifices. In the most elegant handwriting he’d ever had the privilege to lay eyes on, it read:

    Human Enrichment and Optimal Health Program:

    - One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat (more provided upon request)
    - Seventy (70) Seconds of Hug Time Per Week (divided between crew members as you deem necessary)
    - Three (3) Discrete Instances of Daily Praise
    - Three (3) Structured Entertainments per week
    - Minimum of One (1) Social Companion per meal (more available upon request)

    “We would appreciate detailed weekly feedback on the efficacy of our Human integration efforts."

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    09 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    When Jim Kirk moved back home to Iowa and took the ED nurse job recommended by his friend McCoy, he was expecting it to be a calm change of pace from his old urban hospital. Instead, it's the same shit, just with crappier equipment and a smaller staff. His fellow nurses are great, thankfully, and the lab tech on the other end of the phone has a particularly nice voice.

    Spock, former Chemistry technical specialist and perpetual night shift lead, prefers to focus on his work without interruption. Constantly calling critical results to the floor is inconvenient, especially when the new ED charge nurse has such a pleasant laugh.

    Hospital AU, featuring flirting over the Vocera, needlessly detailed medical jargon, and a disgusting amount of love paid to the lab staff.

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    “Call me Jim. I’ve heard a lot about you in the last hour. Is it true that you’ve suggested looking into the Terran botanical process for oxygen production as a model for mechanical air recycling?”

    Spock lifts one perfect brow. “That is not generally the first question I am asked by people aware of my work.”

    “Jim and air have a history,” Uhura says, and Jim could strangle her until he sees something change in Spock’s gorgeous, gorgeous eyes about it.

    “Air and I are on perfectly fine terms.” He self-consciously touches the mouthpiece of his breather, which is in its magnet holster at his hip just like it always has been, to really punctuate what a massive liar he is.

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    19 May 2025

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    James T. Kirk is Captain of the Enterprise, an interplanetary towing vessel. Together, he and his crew boldly tow! The current contract from Starfleet Shipping, however, is presenting some problems. Jim is drowning under a tide of maintenance issues, resource resupply logistics, and oh yes? What else? Starfleet has dumped a new Science Officer on him. Spock Is A Weirdo. A real weirdo. But if they can just make it over the hurdle that is their layover and resupply at Deep Space 13, they’ll be home free to Sol, and a big chunk of credits.

    Of course, in space, ‘if’ is a dangerous word. And there’s something strange going on at Sevastopol Station.

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    02 Apr 2025

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    Two years on from the fallout from their grand affair, Kirk and Spock run into each other again.

    It's a damn shame it had to happen on the eve of the disaster that will define the rest of their lives.

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    12 Mar 2025