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It's Halloween and the two boys are getting ready. Bill cant help but think how hot ted is in his costume (Dr. Frank-N-Furter). When left alone, Bill becomes horny.
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Ted comes down with a most egregious fever. Bill takes care of him and suggests a shower… Bill has no self control and things get freaky.
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Back straight, chest out, shredding like my baby. by Cinderpickle
Fandoms: Bill & Ted (Movies)
21 Sep 2025
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Bill and Ted record a video of them performing their bodacious new song! Bill gets very distracted by how cute his most platonic friend looks.
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Bill and Ted set out on an excellent adventure to go see the Van Halen 5150 concert. Things go terribly wrong when Bill and Ted get locked in the phone booth. Forcing two horny teenage boys to be that close, leads to some unexpected results (Totally not… what else are they supposed to do?!).
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Bill and Ted get freaky in the phone booth. I don't know what else you want from me, read the tags…Series
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Life after high school was truly stellar.
No history reports or math tests, no long, boring books to help Ted struggle through until he stopped looking like he was going to cry.
Best of all, they had their own space. A most superior domain.
Tiny and cluttered and more than a little odiferous, but most superior indeed.
Because it was theirs.
His and Ted’s, and no one else’s.
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09 Dec 2025
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barko in drag by VictorHugehoe
Fandoms: The Long Walk (Movie 2025), The Long Walk - Richard Bachman
10 Nov 2025
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Collie Parker knew better than to accept a bet against McVries. At best, McVries would mildly embarrass himself, but he was generally too unbothered for it to be remotely satisfying. And at worst… Collie didn’t even want to think about it. He was too proud for that kind of thing.
He’d made the mistake of assuming that maybe Barkovitch was, too.
[or, barkovitch loses a bet to mcvries and puts on the performance of a lifetime]
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27 Nov 2025
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Bill catches sight of a lacy waistband peeking out of Ted's jeans one day, and then can not stop obsessing over it. Bogus.
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- Part 1 of Pink Satin
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27 Nov 2025
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Ted tries to listen to Van Halen’s new album ‘5150’ for the first time, it goes well until he gets to Why Can’t This Be Love, then it goes incredibly poorly.
(This is just Ted trying to listen to music and getting distracted thinking about bill for several paragraphs I’m sorry I am a simple man ok)
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02 Aug 2025
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Leather and Lace by HeckinaHandbasket for lostnoise (rvspberry)
Fandoms: Bill & Ted (Movies)
21 Jan 2021
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Bill never told anyone about it, he just collected magazines filled with babes dressed in lacy lingerie and that was enough to get him off.
It was a little bit weird that he was more interested in the things they were wearing than the bodies beneath, but. No one had to know.
It was his personal problem.
He was with Ted, now. Now, and forever.
Bill couldn’t imagine ever wanting anyone else when he had the best dude in the entire world right there.
Ted was definitely a dude. And Bill had never seen a dude wearing lace.It was almost as if the gods heard that thought and decided to strike him down for his hubris.
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22 Oct 2025