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Under his breath, Eddie giggles. He hears the noise crest behind them as they walk, like a cloud of angry bees after their hive has been shaken up. It’s a fact, now, that Eddie Munson, resident freak drug-dealing alpha, is very publicly hanging around newly presented omega Steve Harrington. Alpha and omega, the perfect cookie-cutter combo the normies love to call a perfect match.
“Munson,” Harrington mutters, barely moving his lips. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Or: Eddie is the king of bad ideas. Fake-courting Steve Harrington for the hell of it might take the crown.
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02 May 2026
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You could say a lot of things about Bilbo Baggins, but that he was a coward had not been true since he moved here well over a decade ago.
“Bilbo Baggins! Where on Middle Earth have you run off to? You are not getting out of it this time, cousin!”
And yet, here he was, hiding from his vulturous cousin, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, in his closet.There, at fifty years old, in Ered Luin, Bilbo Baggins' life finally begins at the hands of two positively curious mercenaries. Except, they're not mercenaries.
Or: Bilbo lives in Ered Luin and thinks he's happy, but then he gets whisked away on a crazy adventure by two runaway Princes. At first, he thinks it's a stupid idea, but when he meets their uncle, he's not so sure anymore.
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23 Apr 2026
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The Alacritous Defenestration of Sense (Otherwise Known As Dwalin’s Ring Solution) by Cupcake_Princess
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
11 May 2026
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On the morning of the twenty-sixth of February in the year ninety-one of the Fourth Age, Dwalin, Son of Fundin, died.
On the evening of the twenty sixth of April in the year two thousand nine hundred and forty-one of the Third Age, it became quickly apparent that death was only a minor inconvenience.
Dwalin has another plan this time around. One that involves returning a certain piece of evil jewellery directly to sender before Sauron gains a foothold on Middle Earth. Maybe it’ll save a few people he cares about. Maybe he’ll get a little longer with his husband.
And maybe, just maybe, he’s not the only one doing this a second time over.
Split POV, plenty of Nwalin, Gigolas and Bagginshield.
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22 Apr 2026
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The kiss is brief, only a second or two, not even long enough for Steve to really register what's happening before Eddie pulls away. Steve’s frozen in place, his arms still wrapped around Eddie.
Steve blinks down at him. "What?" he says stupidly. What?
Eddie closes his eyes, a weak smile on his lips. "Something to remember me by."
"You're not dying," Steve says. It feels like his mouth isn't attached to his brain anymore; the inside of his head is a dial tone.
"Of course I am," Eddie says, eyes still closed. "I'm dying right now."
"You're not, though." His voice keeps getting higher, for some reason. "You're not going to die here."
"Spare me the pity, Harrington, I know—"
"You're literally not dying right now." His whole body is hot. Is he sweating? "You lost some blood but they didn't get deep enough—I looked—you're going to be fine."
There's a pause. "I'm going to be fine?" Eddie asks, voice also going high and thin. "You're—sure?"
"Yes."
"Fascinating. Great. Are you—could you do me a favor, then, and maybe just—leave me here anyway?"
"What?" Steve says. The dial tone gets louder. "No. Why?"
"No reason," Eddie says, voice tight.
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12 Apr 2026
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Hiding on the Backstreets Together (We Swore We’d Live Forever) by war_gardens
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
09 Apr 2026
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“Look, we call them Show-And-Tell nights.” He explained, tense, trying to find the correct words and uncomfortably looking between Eddie and the floor. “It’s not like any of us can talk to a therapist, but God knows some of these kids are prone to repression and they’re the unhealthiest little shits in the world, so Robin suggested that we hung out after the—“ he took in a deep breath, then let it out slowly, “the traumatic experience in question, to talk about it.”
Eddie nodded, taking it all in. He had to admit that it made sense. Kids like Wheeler could definitely use a nudge to open up (or a push down a cliff) and it was nice that Steve and Robin set up these amateur therapy sessions, but–
“There’s gonna be pizza.” Harrington added.
“Are you trying to Pavlov us into talking about our feelings?” Eddie eyed him, suspicious.
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OR: After the events of S4, Eddie helps Steve find himself, and Steve helps Eddie find peace.
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10 Apr 2026