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Tim wasn’t supposed to be hiding in his parents closet while he watched his parents get murdered through the crack in the door.
Or: Tim watches his parents die and a certain vigilante duo arrives to save Tim.
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08 Oct 2025
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Catwoman keeps asking Bruce weird questions.
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“Is a bowl of rice and soft-boiled egg a nutritious meal?”
“What?” says Batman, pausing.
Catwoman tilts her head and he quickly goes back to securing her handcuffs before she gets any ideas. “I just think there should be a vegetable.”
“...There’s a lot of protein in it. Maybe add an avocado.”
“That’s what I thought,” she agrees, and then knees him in the groin.
“Ough,” says Bruce, and immediately begins mentally redesigning his reinforced cup.
“Thanks, Batman!” she calls over her shoulder as she deftly grapples away across the rooftop, whip clutched in both cuffed hands.Bookmarked by ClassicCat
27 Sep 2025
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Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) by Astereae
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Danny’s looking at him like he’s crazy. His hair’s dried up into a mess of waves, and there’s some tomato seeds on the corner of his mouth. “You just bailed me out of jail. And you think this is a good idea?”
“I don’t have bad ideas, Fenton. And like you’ve just said, I have collateral on you.”
“So you’re blackmailing me into pretending to date you?”
Tim shrugs. “Or you could just sign the NDA.”
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Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school.
Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it.
It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing.
And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.
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- Part 1 of Want (and what it has to do with it)
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26 Sep 2025
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"Tim doesn’t step around Jason like he’s fielding landmines and he laughs at Jason’s jokes instead of flinching. Which Jason finds interesting, given that he’s definitely tried to kill the kid a couple times."
Tim and Jason have a bad fight, and then Tim gets really hurt on his way home right afterward.
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- Part 1 of Jason likes one (1) bat
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07 Aug 2025
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Jason knows it has to be bad if Bruce is asking him for help.
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07 Aug 2025