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"I kissed you, and even the dark turned gentle for a while."
Bernadette is a 34-year-old Midwestern retail manager who just wanted a quiet Friday night with her Bath & Body Works candle, her current BG3 playthrough, and her vampire smut. Instead, a cursed journal yanks her into Baldur’s Gate. She expects to be dead in an hour. What she doesn’t expect is that the game lied.
Cazador Szarr isn’t the one-dimensional villain she spent hundreds of hours hating. He’s a traumatized Kozakuran warlock bound by a devil’s pact, quietly culling the worst of the city to buy back his soul. And Astarion? The tragic elf she romanced on every playthrough? He’s a corrupt, narcissistic libertine.
Now at the epicenter of Cazador’s centuries-old Faustian endgame, Bernadette has to survive a palace full of feral vampire spawn, navigate the cutthroat politics of the Upper City, and most dangerously, stop herself from falling for the very monster the game told her to destroy.
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27 Aug 2026
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Mike moves into a house with roommates and quickly discovers that one of them is eating his leftovers. Obviously, he's pissed. He's hoping the culprit's not the rather large roommate he happens to have a crush on, but a fateful stakeout changes his mind, and his intentions...
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06 Aug 2026
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Every day, it felt easier and easier to get to the point he finished eating yesterday and think ‘Well, another bite couldn't hurt’. He started stumbling out of the mess hall almost every day, passing out as soon as he could fling himself into his groaning desk chair, and dozing until he was woken up an hour later by Wells asking him to try a new recipe. It became strangely normal to pass the time after work by getting boozy root beer floats at the ice cream parlor, to settle into a constant, low-grade fullness. It was easy to think he'd be there forever, putting out deceptive little sugar bombs and getting reports back about how well they were selling. Everything was blissful and time moved like thick toffee, so slow he hardly noticed how he was changing until it smacked him in the face.
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John Graytail was hired to create a health-focused food line for LBSCO Inc. It didn't quite go as planned. Or did it?Bookmarked by ClemB18
06 Aug 2026