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3 A.M. Aquarium Jailbreak by ImmortalSimulacrum
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
23 Aug 2021
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Inspired by a prompt I found on tumblr
"It's 3 a.m. and your phone rings, oops it's your friend and they ask you to break into somewhere with them"Jason gets woken up in the middle of the night by his emergency cell phone. It's Percy and he's got an unusual request. Break into an aquarium and liberate an injured Siren that's trapped there. Well who is Jason to say no. Just a couple of bros being bros. Doing bro things. Like breaking and entering and trying not to crush on your probably tragically straight friend. What could go wrong?
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You Drive Me Crazy, Spider Man by dazaimaru
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
26 Jul 2025
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singular outlier by saturn_wisteria
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Jun 2026
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Gojo whips invisible lines and numbers in the air. He stops chewing on the butt of his pen and says, ”… that means you’ve dated 110.65 guys in the past ten years, which is 1.49% of the available gay population in Tokyo!"
"Wow. I’ve never been called a whore with numbers before." Geto blows his bangs off his face, which equals amusement. Gojo is fluent in his facial expressions.
"No, that makes you the perfect database of what men want!"
"So, you want me to write an essay about it? Give you tips?"
"Pfff, no. You’re taking me on a date. Many dates, actually, so I can map all variables."
Geto sighs. "I have only one condition: we are not having sex."
"Ugh, no. Never."
There are two things Gojo knows about himself:
1- He’s a genius: the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive, the best sensei at Jujutsu High, and a PhD in Physics;
2- He’s a virgin.
Having never dated before, much less been in love, Gojo does what he does best: conducts in-depth scientific research. To maximize his success, he recruits his lifelong best friend and roommate, Geto.
The probability that they will remain just friends is 99.9%
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A Fork in the Road by Bodldops
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Apr 2026
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With a small change, Wei Wuxian has a chance to reconsider his stance. That change leads to others. The most important words you can say, after all, are thank you, and I am sorry.
It is better to say them earlier, than later through tears.
Yet another plot bunny yoinked from the plot bunny yard sale of batbusiness_schooldropout. Keep'm coming, I can do this all day. :D
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17 Apr 2026
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Right Where It Belongs by the_gaping_plot_hole
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Aug 2024
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