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    “I don’t know what to do, he didn’t even seem like.. upset, when I told him I was leaving for a month. A month! Does he even care?” He continued to ramble into his phone, pacing around his hotel room. It was a nice enough room, it had an amazing view, a large flatscreen and even a small kitchen (not that Mettaton was one to do any cooking). But he just couldn’t get into it. He hadn’t even unpacked into the luxurious walk in closet, instead choosing to keep his clothes in his multiple suitcases. The bed was too big, it just made him feel more alone, like someone was meant to share it with him.

    If Mettaton was here filming a few months ago, he probably would have filled the gargantuan bed with an attractive Parisian fling immediately. But now, after the Anthony Tenna swept him off his feet (literally), he hadn’t sought out anyone besides the older man.

     

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    Or Mettaton goes to France to film, shenanigans ensue, they fuck anyway.

    You need to read Summerboy (previous fic in the series) to understand this!!

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Fav mettatennas

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    “What’s your name?” he asks, because if their patient is conscious, he might as well tell them. There’s something uncomfortably detached about referring to someone as “that guy” when you’ve seen half of their innards spilling out. “I’m Sanji,” he offers when he gets no immediate response, and he itches for a cigarette to entertain himself with while the man pulls his feet under him like a newborn lamb.

    In the faint moonlight and backlit with the light from the hallway, he’s both deathly pale and bathed in shadows that make him look gaunt and distraught. His hand reaches up to his throat, not touching, just hovering, and he opens his mouth on a word, his lips dry, pink with small cracks that threaten to break and well up with blood. No sound leaves him.

    His hand drops, mouth closing with a clack of teeth gnashing together, swallowing down ire instead of words.

    Sanji frowns. “Can you talk?”

    His stomach drops at the glare that earns him. Vicious and a little wild around the edges, like he’s mad Sanji even dared to ask.

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    Sanji does a good deed and accidentally traps a selkie on the Baratie.

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    27 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    It’s been ten years since college, eight years since the last time he saw Sanji, and four years since Kuina died and Zoro became a father. He can’t remember the last time he thought about Sanji, the man doesn’t cross his mind anymore outside of the occasional reminiscing with his friends. He’s over his college situationship, been over him. Zoro’s got shit to do and he can’t waste time on the past.

    So what happens when Sanji shows up again, recently divorced?

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    22 Feb 2026

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    and 1 time he couldn't hold himself back

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    06 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Today was the first decently successful day at TV Time in a long while. To celebrate, Tenna invites you and some other members of the crew out for drinks. 

    You can't help but stare at him the whole night. 

    He notices.

    Sleeping with your boss is, objectively, a bad idea. Right? (That doesn't stop you.)

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    24 Dec 2025