1,101 - 1,120 of 1,229 Bookmarks by ClownOnThisTree
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The first time Harry hears Voldemort speak Parseltongue he's 12 and running to save Ginny. He doesn't expect the things he hears.
The second time he hears Voldemort speaking Parseltongue he's 14, and really, the things Voldemort were saying were definitely not appropriate for a graveyard.In which Voldemort uses Parseltongue for dirty talk and doesn't realise that Harry can understand what he's saying. And when he does find out, things go a little different than expected.
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
25 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
you know what would have been great? if ron got sorted into slytherin.
imagine– we have this kid on the train, the first friend harry meets, with his corned beef sandwiches and smudged nose. ron is eleven years old and he wants gryffindor, because he’s a weasley and that’s what always happens. but it doesn’t happen.
what a way to redeem slytherin house– or, god, at least complicate it. because ron is petty. he is mean and sharp and ambitious and jealous– and he is loyal to the ends of the earth. he is all those things, and he is and always has been good.
potter becomes before weasley in the alphabet, so harry says not slytherin please and gets told might as well be gryffindor. percy and fred and george are all sitting there in red and gold, ruffling the already-ruffled hair of the boy who lived, smug, and then ron sits down and the hat spits out slytherin!
Series
- Part 17 of boy with a scar
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,664
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 222
- Kudos:
- 7,279
- Bookmarks:
- 729
- Hits:
- 61,705
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
11 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
In which Harry saves Snape for a change. Unforeseen events ensue.
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
10 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
One would think traveling 52 years into the past would allow Harry some much desired anonymity, but unfortunately the malfunctioning Triwizard Cup spat Harry out on the quidditch pitch in the middle of a game. There's no lying about his provenance while a shiny plaque on the base of the Cup announces to everyone he is 'Harry Potter, Hogwarts Champion, 1994.'
Swept up by the ministry and sworn to secrecy by the Unspeakables, Harry is left to navigate the past on his own. Good thing his great-grandparents are willing to take him in - even if they're a little more into blood purity than Harry had expected - and Hogwarts is willing to welcome him back - even if he's a novelty to everyone as the time traveling Champion.
At least Harry will have the familiarity of Gryffindor Tower to ease his homesickness. Or he would, if the sorting hat hadn't put him in Slytherin, where he's forced to share a dorm with none other than Tom Riddle.
---
In which Harry is determined to prevent Voldemort's rise, even if he has to stalk, bribe, threaten, and marry Tom Riddle to do it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,346
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 1,343
- Kudos:
- 12,598
- Bookmarks:
- 3,937
- Hits:
- 244,756
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
10 Sep 2023
-
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
09 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Snape is a wild Veela whose mate has finally come of age, and nothing will stop him from claiming what's his. Not even if that mate happens to be a bewildered Boy-Who-Lived-Again.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,221
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 98
- Kudos:
- 2,849
- Bookmarks:
- 608
- Hits:
- 72,539
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
06 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Based on a tumblr prompt.
Soulmates are bonded in a way where they'll feel each other's pain. They'll receive each other's wound.
Jason is no exception and begins to wonder who his soulmate is when the wounds begin to get worse.Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
06 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
From OTP Promts: 'Imagine person A is feeling suicidal because they feel that no one would even care if they died. Looking down from the place that they intend to jump from, they decide to give the world a final chance to prove someone cares by dialing a random number on their phone. If no one answers, they will jump. The number they dial just so happens to be person B’s number. How person B reacts to person A’s explanation is up to you.'
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
06 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
"Pretend you're Kira."
"I'm not--"
"For the purpose of this conversation pretend you are. Please."
5am, in their suite at taskforce headquarters, handcuffed together, L proposes a thought exercise.
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
05 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Harry just wants to have a wank; Voldemort just wants to make that as difficult and unsatisfying as possible.
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
05 Sep 2023
-
Cough your heart out by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2022
Tags
Summary
Voldemort starts coughing up flower petals after his graveyard resurrection. First he's confused; then, when he finds out about this Hanahaki thing, he's confused and *pissed off.*
Who on earth is he in love with?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,846
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 49
- Kudos:
- 1,550
- Bookmarks:
- 237
- Hits:
- 9,407
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
05 Sep 2023
-
Feel so damn, um, pretty by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2023
Tags
Summary
Harry discovers he likes women's underwear, but not in the way most teenage boys probably like women's underwear. Lavender and Parvati are 100% down for this journey of self-discovery, and Voldemort decides he needs to be involved, too. Chaos ensues.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,012
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 48
- Kudos:
- 1,705
- Bookmarks:
- 327
- Hits:
- 14,760
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
05 Sep 2023
-
Your legs give way, you hit the ground by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2025
- Words:
- 20,367
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 449
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
05 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Five times Voldemort saves Harry from being love-potioned (or lust-bombed), intentionally or not - and one time he doesn't have to.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,438
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 56
- Kudos:
- 2,710
- Bookmarks:
- 522
- Hits:
- 16,446
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
05 Sep 2023
-
The Dark Lord thinks Harry is hot, pass it on by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2024
- Words:
- 4,235
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 189
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
05 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Harry has a burning need to know, and Voldemort is just so done with teenagers.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,782
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 82
- Kudos:
- 2,527
- Bookmarks:
- 387
- Hits:
- 16,285
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
05 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
1940s Hogwarts isn't ready for a banana-loving Harry, especially Tom's knights. (And maybe Tom, too.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,174
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 69
- Kudos:
- 3,844
- Bookmarks:
- 504
- Hits:
- 27,668
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
05 Sep 2023
-
thus, friends absent speak by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2024
Tags
Summary
...and enemies, too.
Harry has complex... thoughts (definitely not feelings) about Tom Riddle's childhood, so he sits right down and writes himself a letter.
(A good ol' "Harry and Voldemort owl each other" epistolary trope-fic.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,781
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 310
- Kudos:
- 1,841
- Bookmarks:
- 454
- Hits:
- 15,747
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
05 Sep 2023
-
Death Eaters Watch I : D-E watch Psycho!Trio | English Version by Cyr_xmBx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2020
Tags
Summary
Voldemort gathers his Death Eaters to spy on Potter using a magical artefact. What they see is not what they expected.
"Is it... blood... on his hands?"
"Don’t be silly. He would have to have dipped his hands in a pool of blood to get so much on him. It’s probably painting or something...”
...
"You know what?" said the first one to speak. "I think my 'blood' theory was the right one," he said as they all stared with bewilderment at the blood-soaked shirt that the teenager was wearing.Series
- Part 17 of Rare Pairs ✎ Death Eaters/Harry - Slytherins/Harry Mainly
- Part 10 of Goblet Summons & Watching Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,627
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 50
- Kudos:
- 3,676
- Bookmarks:
- 612
- Hits:
- 47,452
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
03 Sep 2023
-
Class 1-A shenanigans by oocephalus
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Dec 2021
Summary
this is a collection of fics about the students class 1-A
- Words:
- 17,806
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 226
Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
02 Sep 2023