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After Dumbledore dies, Fawkes stays with Harry. As time passes, Harry begins to think the creature is more than just a phoenix.
Turns out, he was right. Fawkes is definitely not an ordinary phoenix.
Explaining this one to Ron and Hermione was going to be difficult, to say the least.
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13 Aug 2023
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An Unhealthy Response to Being Told No by Divida, pwplicity (duplicity) for itsevanffs, Cola_sip_sip
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jan 2022
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Tom engages in spontaneous acts of home renovation. Harry documents them.
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Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
07 Aug 2023
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Wholesome memes for your wizarding Minecraft server by MistyTheGhost for EurasianLynx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2019
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Harry meets another wizard in the most unlikely of places: Minecraft. His summer is wonderful, and yet he's more excited than ever to go back to school.
Will he uncover this mysterious Lord_Voldemort's identity, all the while hiding from the most infuriating Prefect in the history of Hogwarts, Tom Riddle?
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07 Aug 2023
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Harry is a medusa that lives in solitude, Voldemort is a dark wizard that makes wishes come true for a price. Wishing for Draco to fall in love with him is the worst choice of his life.
Halloween fairy tale style. English written version of podfic.
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06 Aug 2023
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A collection of my Crack (treated seriously) fics.
Mostly prompt fills
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06 Aug 2023
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Harry Potter and the Dark Lord’s Mighty Weapon by Ellionne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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Promt: Ginny who grew up reading all this made up stories about Harry Potter and You-Know-Who, writes trashy harrymort fanfiction in Riddle's journal
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- Part 5 of Writing Challenges
- Part 1 of Mad as a Hatter (Crack Collection)
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05 Aug 2023
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Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That’s it. That’s the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stupid behind Harry’s back.))
Or; Harry dies and wakes up back in the cupboard underneath the stairs. Fed up of being thrown around like a dogs chew toy, both literally and figuratively, Harry takes matters into his own hands and changes the future as we know it.
((Helping Voldemort may not have been on his initial plans, but here he was. ))
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04 Aug 2023
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Matchmaker Matchmaker (Gonna Match Him A Man) by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Aug 2023
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“You did what?” Naomasa eventually rasps once he can breathe again.
“I don’t want my boy to make the same mistakes I did,” Toshinori explains. “But he’s a great deal shyer than I was at his age. So I’ve taken it upon myself to reach out on his behalf.”
“No,” Naomasa practically gasps, some strange mix of horror and glee in his expression. “Toshinori, tell me you’re joking. You’re trying to matchmake Izuku?”
Naomasa doesn’t wait for Toshinori to actually answer him.
Instead, he just breaks out into loud braying laughter, uncaring of the way everyone around them has stopped to stare.
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03 Aug 2023
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Пенсі зриває весілля Герміони, щоб урятувати її від шлюбу з Роном.
А також "їсть" її, поки Герміона у весільній сукні.Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
02 Aug 2023
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Orion Black and Abraxas Malfoy decide to perform a ritual that will bind Tom Riddle to them without his knowledge, so that they will always be his most important and valued servants. Except something goes wrong, and Harry Potter, a time traveler from the future, arrives in the circle—as the third partner in their new ritual marriage.
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- Part 10 of Songs of Summer 2023
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Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
29 Jul 2023
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Spidey Wants It: Wade's Patience by Watermelonsmellinfellon
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Jan 2019
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Wade knows that Spidey wants it. He's decided to be patient, because watching his baby boy fall to flustered pieces was hilarious!
A/N: Told in 500 word Drabbles.
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- Part 1 of The Odyssey of Spideypool
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25 Jul 2023
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Uchiha Sasuke is determined to marry his new best friend Naruto so he can share his family with the blond boy. He'll be the best husband ever and Naruto won't want for anything ever again!
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- Part 2 of My Fics With SNS Content
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The Black God Connects Us All(I'd Like A Refund) by Watermelonsmellinfellon
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
07 Jan 2023
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Ethan Winters just wanted to find his daughter and keep her safe from harm, yet he's got voices in his head arguing with him, monsters made of Mold hounding him nonstop, and Discount Magneto and his thriving Daddy Kink apparently flirting from afar. Great. Being the new vessel for the Mold was not a fun time and he would like to see the manager.
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25 Jul 2023
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Harry finds himself saddled with the unexpected responsibility of a child. And this child, of completely unsuspecting origin, will open new pathways in Harry's life. She will bring many together, as well as tear many apart. And if her father manages to be resurrected again, she might be capable of bringing he and Harry together as well.
A/N: Harrymort/SLASH/Delphini Riddle/Post-War
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25 Jul 2023
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25 Jul 2023
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PSAed by Spiderman by Katonica
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America Civil War
07 May 2018
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It's the final confrontation between the two teams, for and against the Sokovia Accords. Unfortunately, Peter Parker has memorized every PSA that his school had shown him. Really well. Maybe too well.
It doesn't really help that he's fighting the Captain, either.
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25 Jul 2023
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seen the hunger in my eyes from space by LearnedFoot for scioscribe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Aug 2019
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It starts with a kiss out of nowhere.
Or: Peter gets everything he ever wanted, but some things are too perfect.
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24 Jul 2023
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fruit loops in time (circle around me) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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"This is Crabbe, and Goyle," the blonde boy says, pointing at the two boys next to him. "And I'm Malfoy, Draco Ma - "
Ron laughs, and Malfoy immediately bristles.
"Think my name's funny, do you?" Malfoy says, angrily. "No need to ask yours - "
"You're honestly so cute," Ron interrupts, yet again, shaking his head. "So tiny. And so angry, all the time. It's adorable."
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Ron Weasley, Time Traveller Extraordinaire, is stuck in the same seven year Hogwarts Loop, repeating the same thing over and over again. Naturally, he's so done with everything.Series
- Part 4 of and several bad jokes later
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24 Jul 2023
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Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise by May_May_0_0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2022
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Dumbledore’s train when he dies brings him to an alternate universe with Tom Riddle asking for the defense post. There, he rights his wrongs and hires Tom Riddle as a Defense Professor to keep him from becoming Voldemort. It works. (Mostly.) Canon!Harry does the same unintentionally when he is a Firm Adult and stumbles into this AU Hogwarts hoping to teach defense. He cannot bc Tom. There is only teaching one spot available: Muggle Studies. Chaos ensues as Muggle Studies becomes everyone’s favorite class and gains a reputation as the most difficult course at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle is enraged, concerned, and… turned on?
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24 Jul 2023
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Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.
A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.
Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.
There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)
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Bookmarked by ClownOnThisTree
24 Jul 2023