5 Works by Clumsypumpkin
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Noun
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PHYSIOLOGY
Increase in volume due to venous blood retention.
(penile turgescence.)2.
BOTANY
Hardness resulting from an influx of water.Sasuke only teaches the second definition. Naruto figures out the first one on his own.
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The mask that cracks (or how Sorato Ichimiya almost lost his dignity on a Tuesday afternoon) by Clumsypumpkin
Fandoms: Phantom Busters (Manga)
23 Apr 2026
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Ichimiya Sorato has a reputation to uphold. He is the Student Council President. He is serious. He is untouchable. He is absolutely not fascinated by the Phantom Busters.
The Phantom Busters are not fooled. -
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Sometimes, when someone gets on your nerves, the solution is a good shower.
Changbin is a librarian. Hyunjin is a dancer. They spend eight hours irritating each other through a concrete wall. Then Hyunjin needs to get changed, Changbin lives five minutes away, and someone takes a shower.
This is not a slow burn. It’s quite the opposite. -
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A villa in the South of France. A room with a balcony. Seven minutes in a closet at the end of a hallway.
Some things take eight years to become inevitable. -
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It’s not the bar that’s the problem. It’s not the stranger in the black shirt either. It’s the laugh, that laugh, specifically, and the fact that Han knows it well enough to know he has never heard it for himself.
Everything else is just denial.