6 Works by Cold_Coffie
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I don't like walking around this old and empty house (So hold my hand, I'll walk with you, my dear) by Cold_Coffie
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
06 Apr 2026
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Ellie turns back to her, confusion still heavy in her eyes. Riley thinks of some way to cut the awkward silence, but falls flat when Ellie takes one last glance behind her back, as if seeing something only visible to her, and opens her mouth to speak:
“You look like my older sister. But younger.”
Sister? Isn't this girl an orphan?
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OR: Ellie has been Sarah's sister many years before becoming Joel's daughter.
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Twenty One Days To Find You by Cold_Coffie
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
04 Apr 2026
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The girl bristled when their eyes met, taking a large step backwards, “The hell you’re staring at, old shit?”
Joel couldn’t have kept his eyes from rolling if he tried, which he didn’t, but he did relax his shoulders just the smallest bit, grumbling in annoyance instead of the plain aggression he had with the guard “You’re in my way. The hell you doin’ out here still? It’s past bedtime for ten years old.”
“Fuck off, I'm waiting for you to get out of my way.”
“Road large enough for the two of us, I reckon.”
His answer came in the form of a middle finger.
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OR: Ellie and Joel meet up one year ahead of schedule.
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“I can be really romantic when I feel like it, you know that, but it wouldn't do any difference with that river snake whispering nonsense in your ear, so that's why you're here”
“Oh, so ya know yer characteristics ain't enough for competition? Ya know Jack, you used to have a lotta more self esteem back in the day” Graves mocks, schooling his features into a worried frown “is it the hair?”
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A Bity Eldritchy Never Killed Nobody by Zaunite loser (Cold_Coffie)
Fandoms: League of Legends
27 Jan 2024
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Chh-chunk
It's pure instinct that saves T.F., his body shooting back in the fraction of a second before the place he had been on explodes with wood chips and parts of fish from some barrel.
The shock of the situation is only worsened by the appearance, undistinguishly Graves, even with the different beard cut and the formal attire - tuxedo, red tie, black pants, that, yeah, T.F. isn't going to lie, makes him fuming hot. Destiny is undistinguishly Graves as well, aiming straight for his torso, and the telltale sound of reloading shells bring T.F. back to reality.
Well, there's burning tides all over again.
"Is the gun really necessary? I thought we were friends?" He begins, looking for an opening to distract this Graves.
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Malcolm, look at me?” The soft, tender tone he uses almost catches the outlaw by surprise.
“Can't. I'mma busy” he murmurs, voice almost as soft as TF, as if both of them were afraid of breaking… whatever it is happening right now.
“I know you ain't, hotshot”
Fuck Tobias and his weird magic vision.
Fuck magic and its weirdness in general.
And fuck the mesmerizing glowing eyes that Graves sees the instant he raises his head.
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Don't mess with Yordles (Don't stay near someone messing with them, either) by Zaunite loser (Cold_Coffie)
Fandoms: League of Legends
15 Dec 2023
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Graves is roaring something – because of course it’s Graves, T.F. would know that angry voice anywhere – somewhere near, but T.F. is too dumbfounded by the blackish purple paws that should be his hands. Moving them also has the effect of reveling the knuckles of whoever is holding him.
T.F. has the sudden urge to bite the dumb idiot he calls his partner, who’s currently holding him with one hand, the other angrily gesticulating to the Yordles.
Or, what if T.F was the one polymorphed, instead of Graves?