ComeGetYourHoney
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Anthony Crowley is a has-been rocker who owns THE PIT, a record shop on Whickber Street. The shop isn't exactly a goldmine but it's all he's got, and now he's the only holdout after real estate shark Gabriel Fell forced out out every other business on the block.
For two years, Crowley's been digging his heels in despite constant harassment from Gabriel and his goons. He's not about to give up now. When a fussy man in a bow tie moves into the vacant flat next door he's puzzled. Is this Gabriel's latest ploy?
Meanwhile, across the hall: Aziraphale is trying to start over once again, but his endurance is being tested by a torture campaign of bebop played at deafening levels.
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Reverse AU one shot in which Aziraphale is still an angel and Crowley is still a demon, but their personalities are kind of switched. Elizabethan era London. Mostly vibes, dialogue, and smut.
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“Perfection and goodness only mean discipline and obedience in Heaven. And that means nothing to me. And I am not kind, you know that perfectly well.”“You are kind, you ass. You’re certainly not being very nice right now—”
“Because I’m not nice.”
“No, you’re rude, you’re cold, and you’re a god damned snob.”
Aziraphale sighs and some of the tension releases from his shoulders.
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Nine months after he was pulled down to Hell in a graveyard in Edinburgh, Crowley is back in London. But something is wrong. Aziraphale is determined to find out the problem and help him fix it. Lots of dialog, too many historical references, lil bit of plot.
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“I’m sure you’ll tell me off but I can’t help notice you seem awfully...stiff. And still. You’re usually so sprawling, but you’ve been absolutely stiff as a board all night.”“Sir! You affront my modesty.” Crowley smirks into his drink.
“Oh hush.” He clears his throat and presses on. “If I didn’t know any better it–it might look like you were in pain.”
“NoPe.”