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Agatha stopped mid sentence, looking between Nicky and Rio in confusion. “Nicky, how do you know Rio?”
Nicky, completely unaware of any extra awkwardness, answered. “She’s my birth-mother.”
Agatha’s eyes widened as she looked between them again, and Rio knew what she was seeing— the same face shape, the same nose and cheeks and smile, the same eyes. Rio didn’t need a DNA test or paperwork to prove what she could easily see with her own eyes, and she could tell that Agatha didn’t either.
“Hi,” Rio said finally, though the greeting felt extremely inadequate as soon as it left her lips. But there wasn’t exactly a guidebook to this whole awkward situation.
What exactly do you say when the adoptive mother of your biological son is also the woman you fucked last Friday?
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15 Nov 2025
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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
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14 Jul 2025
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How to Accidentally Adopt Death by xNarcotic
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Jul 2025
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After The Road, the witches don’t go their separate ways — instead, everyone moves in with Agatha for their own complicated (and suspiciously flimsy) reasons. They forgot however, to account for the literal embodiment of Death constantly there with them.
Now the coven must deal with Rio’s chaotic whims and total lack of human social skills because living with Death? Turns out it’s a full-time job.
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21 Jun 2025
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Where Agatha uses a very down bad Rio to get back at her ex.
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20 Jun 2025
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“ Dear Miss Vidal,
I require your services.
If you feel you are up to the task, please find attached details of the flight out from JFK next Thursday at 9am, along with your ticket.
If, for whatever reason, you do not wish to acquire my business, feel free to disregard this email. Your empty seat will be enough answer.
As for payment: Half up front upon take off. The rest before landing on the return.
Yours,
2A”—
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Agatha hires Rio to be her date to a wedding whilst being as difficult as possible.
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- Part 1 of How To Rent A Heart
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29 May 2025