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    SHANE
    ➥ We can resign the paperwork in your name.
    ➥ I mean, you could pick a new car, but there's hardly any place for another one, unless you get rid of yours. I have some contacts with car dealers in the area. I doubt it you want a Jeep, though?

    ILYA
    ➥ hmmmmm
    ➥ if i say i want a porsche will you buy me porsche

    SHANE
    ➥ A sports one? No. They drive too fast.
    ➥ But a regular one, sure. What colour?

    ILYA
    ➥ well my main concern was that they cost as much as a fucking house baby, but
    ➥ orange?

    SHANE
    ➥ I can look around.

    ILYA
    ➥ wait no
    ➥ no
    ➥ shane
    ➥ dont
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    or: a year into dating, ilya and his daughter move in with shane, and a long week of fuck-ups and bad luck follows.

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    12 May 2026

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    Shane's daughter steals her dad's phone and asks her favorite hockey player to marry her dad.

    Said hockey player is very intrigued.

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    Join Elena on her journey to get herself a hockey player and Shane and Ilya falling for each other fast.

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    09 May 2026

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    The first thing you should know about time loops is that they’re really fucking hard to break. The second thing is that you can never break one in such a way that it is incapable of returning.

    The third thing you should know is that everyone around you has probably been stuck in a time loop at one point or another, and they made it out alive. This is only comforting if you’re a numbers guy, or if you’re the kind of guy who talks to others about how it feels to live the same day over and over and over and over and over and over again.

    Shame if you’re not; the most important thing you should know about breaking a time loop is that it helps to tell someone you’re trapped in one in the first place.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    5 times David (and Yuna, but mostly David this time) witnessed Shane’s love for Ilya and one time he described it directly to them.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    “Hollander, did you hear about this shit?”

    Shane glanced up from his phone. “What?”

    “Come here, look.”

    Shane crossed the locker room to stand beside Hayden. J.J. tilted his phone screen towards them to show a news headline. ‘Iced Out’ Is Catching Fire: Russian Rap Song Goes Viral Thanks to Hockey Star Ilya Rozanov

    “What the hell?” Shane heard himself ask. “Wait, they just asked me about this.”

    “I fucking hate this guy,” Hayden groaned. “I swear to God he did this purposely to fuck with all of us.”

    aka

    the one where Ilya's featured on a viral rap song, and Shane can't figure out why he keeps getting hard in the middle of games.

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    06 Apr 2026