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    Need You Like a Gun to the Head by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)  

    06 Jan 2023

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    Peter Parker has been around more serial killers than most people. Supervillain megalomania kind of lends itself to killing off swaths of innocent bystanders, the same way someone might crush a line of ants under their foot. The difference between those supervillain serial killers and the one standing in front of him right now is that this serial killer does it intentionally, is proud of it even.

    And Peter came to find this one on purpose.

    Maybe he should have expected the existential crisis that would follow.

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    Spider-man is a vibrating ball of rage and he needs someone to crank his release valve so he doesn't lose his shit. Enter one murderous mercenary.

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    Good Enough (To Be Good To Yourself) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    11 Nov 2022

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    Peter meets Deadpool when he’s in his civvies, and has the good fortune of remaining unrecognized. But with a friend like Deadpool — and his interesting habit of trying to feed his good buddy Spider-Man — he finds it hard to be too worried. When Deadpool winds up coincidentally finding Peter a second and third time, the merc gets attached to the cute brunet. Meanwhile, Spider-Man and Deadpool are a crime fighting duo tackling strange activity on the docks with suspicious ties to an all too familiar organization.

    A fluffy, angsty, eventually smutty Spideypool romp with an identity reveal endgame and regular updates on Mondays and Fridays. Rating and tags reflect entire fic. Smut starts at chapter 9.

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