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The Z-Team is spending another Friday night at the Sardine, but when Robert turns down a stranger who was flirting with him, they slip something in his drink.
Certainly, this won't have consequences when the Z-Team finds out.
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Coupé never was an overly friendly or sociable person – that came with the territory, anyway. But the Phoenix Program changed that: changed her whole life, changed her teammates, changed the way she saw the world. Well, the Program and Z-Team's new Dispatcher. Unexpectedly, Coupé – and Janelle – liked the person she could see in the mirror these days. Yet, unfortunately, that didn't change her skillset, so the ex-assassin had to celebrate all this with the only type of gift she knew how to make.
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It had taken a few days to notice the pair of watchful eyes following him from the shadows. For it to be a member of the Z-Team was the confusing part.
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It’s been a couple of weeks since Robert became the Z-Team’s dispatcher. The fact everyone lost the bet on when he’d be getting out bummed everyone out, but when the idea of a “What hero is Robert Robertson” betting pool came up, everyone got pumped again trying to figure it out.
Which is how the Z-Team ended up here, sitting in the conference room, playing Never Have I Ever. And finding out out-of-context tidbits about Bob Bobson's backstory.
Inspired by vulnonapix1234 on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/vulnonapix1234/799203291003224064/robert-would-catch-so-many-strays-in-an-game-of?source=share
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As a joke, Robert had promised his team kisses if they managed to get stellar results on their calls.
The heroes might have missed the "joking" part of the deal though.
(Also feat a little RoydBert at the start because i see an alarming lack of Royd love, y'all are wasting a perfectly good sweetheart over here /jk)
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- Part 1 of HR Violations
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Herm gets really sick and can’t go to work. He sends a very not detailed text which scares the Z-Team and Robert
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Late one night after the Red Ring Incident, Sonar is trying to write Robert a Thank-you letter and gift for letting him back on the Z-Team.
But what do you get a Mecha Man that has...everything a Mecha Man would be expected to have?Before he beats his head in over this conundrum, there's a crime to stop.
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Robert and Punch-up discuses his special move.
It just so happens that Robert knows someone that it would be supper effective on.
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Coupé is going to kill Robert Robertson. She’s got the time. The date. The method. He is a dead man walking and nothing—not even several other assassins trying to kill a normie dispatcher for some reason—is going to stop her. AKA: Coupé tries to kill Robert and accidentally saves him instead. God. So embarrassing. Ugh.
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- Part 2 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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The Z-Team has been banned from every bar in the city, so the team decides to spend the evening at Robert's apartment instead. Someone suggests a drinking game and the team might find out a little more about their fearless leader.
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- Part 1 of Dispatched
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Coupé has been riddled by guilt and seeks to understand why and how someone like her deserves forgiveness.
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Since you can not, I will take care of you by SamLovesHam1234
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
17 Nov 2025
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Robert has a stalker. Coupe has some ideas about what he should be doing better.
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Robert has an idea to motivate the Z - Team.
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"Chase, I need you to pass on a message to Blonde Blazer that Sonar and I might be a bit late to the shift; seems like there's an emergency," he explained, scooping Beef up into his arms.
"Fuck's sake, what is it now?" Chase shouted, posture tighter than strings on a violin. "Did the bat freak piss himself and needs a change of diapers? They aren't babies, Robert; they are convicted fucking criminals," he reminded.
"Correct, they are criminals Chase, not irredeemable monsters—and that means they are not exempt from the occasional human need for compassion; now if you'll excuse us, we have a hero to save."
Withdrawal is not very kind to Sonar, but at least he now knows Robert and Malevola will accompany him in his miserySeries
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Your Comfort Zone is Lovely (But Nothing Grows There) by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
16 Nov 2025
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Robert is making an effort to get to know the members of his team, so he spends some time with each of them, forming friendships along the way. When spending time with Coupe, they run into a couple of creeps who don't know how to take no for an answer, and they help each other out.
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A cult is attempting to summon a dark creature, and when Malevola is sent to stop them, they believe she is the creature they were trying to summon. What do they have to offer as their sacrifice?
Everyone’s favorite dispatcher, of course!
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After being near killed by Blonde Blazer and Mechaman during the raid on SDN, Coupe is finally talked down, and forced to face the mistake she's made in joining Shroud. When she sees her old flame Punch-Up in trouble, she makes one last desperate attempt at redemption. She'll make things right, or die trying.
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- Part 1 of Life After Shroud
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"What is the measure of a hero?"
Invisigal's left with a question she can't answer.