Contessajellyfish
Fandoms
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (2)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
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my optimistically set alarm clock time by Contessajellyfish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2021
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Remus Lupin kidnaps a young Harry Potter and Dudley Dursley. Severus Snape discovers he's a good babysitter. Poppy Pomfrey considers murder.
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the stairs creak as you sleep; it's keeping me awake by Contessajellyfish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2021
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Ginny asks Harry which bloke in school he finds most attractive. Harry can't answer.
But he finds out a lot about himself in the process of trying.
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and i am the fire, and i am the forest by Contessajellyfish
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
03 Oct 2021
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Niki succeeds in leading Tommy to the testing site.
She didn't consider what would happen to herself in the blast. Or where she'd end up. Or that she'd still be stuck with him.
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16 Jun 2026
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Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Des98
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 Jun 2026
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18 May 2026
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Hail Mary, full of Grace (are you sure about this, Stratt?!) by Des98, princelokiofasgard
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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18 May 2026
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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Bookmarked by Contessajellyfish
19 May 2026
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Harry pleads with the Sorting Hat not to be put in Slytherin, but it doesn’t listen to him. With his friends in other Houses, and himself the target of bullying from other Slytherins, Harry sets out to learn how to play the game without losing his soul in the process.
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26 Jan 2026