Cortesia
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They should have realized that things were going to be different when all Eggsy had to say upon being told of the rarely-invoked Kingsman provision that the new Arthur is the man (or woman) who kills the last Arthur was to mutter, “'it's the Necromonger way.’”
The stress of being Arthur is getting to young Eggsy, and there's only one man who can help - the newly crowned Guinevere, Harry Hart.
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The world is shit, and Eggsy can't feel much of anything anymore. A familiar face brings with it some much needed retrospect.
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Luluflower's Guide to Equestrian Espionage by Cortesia
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
13 Mar 2016
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At a fickle 4 years old, young Daisy knew many things. She knew she liked toasted cheese sandwiches with tomato soup. She knew her favorite places were the museum of natural history and Mr. Harry's house. And she knew, unequivocally, that Eggsy was not a tailor like he said. Proving it, however, was beginning to be a challenge.
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- Part 4 of Mrs. Aftby's Daycare; or, Kingsman UK
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Once upon a time by Cortesia for Blackbeyond
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
24 Jan 2016
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"Once upon a time in a far away land, there was a knight."
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Thunderstruck by Cortesia for sushicorps (Inclinant)
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
19 Jan 2016
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In another world, Galahad stumbles across the most beautiful young man he's ever seen... in the middle of a mission.
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Mrs. Aftby's Daycare; or, Kingsman UK by Cortesia
Fandom: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
13 Mar 2016
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A soapghost vaguely turn-of-the-century AU, posted here for easier reading as requested
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- English
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Bookmarked by Cortesia
03 May 2024
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An Unexpected Seduction changes the course of the Quest, the repercussions of which will change the flow of history, and will alter Bilbo's life in untold ways.
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- Part 1 of Powers of Persuasion
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27 Nov 2021
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Heirs of Durin by Dragonsquill (dragonsquill)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Oct 2015
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To their fans, Fili and Kili Durin are descendants of a royal line that gave up the throne, famous for the fact that they use their ground-breaking concerts as a blatant form of foreplay.
To the members of the Heirs of Durin, they are the ones who made them a family.
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- Part 1 of Heirs of Durin
Bookmarked by Cortesia
31 Oct 2021
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A Passion For Mushrooms by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Sep 2017
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There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.
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- Part 1 of The Mushroom Mine
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- English
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Bookmarked by Cortesia
23 Sep 2021
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“Hey y’all, welcome back. For those of you who are new ‘round here, I’m Jesse.”
Jesse takes a slow drag off the cigarette in his fingers before reaching over to stub it out, lean muscles of his abdomen flexing and shifting, and Gabriel hates that he can’t look away.
He’s watched a fair number of camboys get off for tokens, but none of them pull him back in the way Jesse does.
Jesse is shirtless, dressed in nothing but a pair of worn jeans held up by an obnoxious belt buckle, and a ragged cowboy hat. There’s more grease streaked across his chest, and a smattering of bruises on his throat that look suspiciously like fingerprints. The knuckles of his right hand are busted; freshly skinned, not even scabbed over yet. Hurt himself working on his bike, most likely, and Gabriel hates that, too— knowing this random trailer park fuckboy has a motorcycle. That he smokes too much, and drinks shitty beer. That he can’t afford a decent pair of underwear, apparently. Jesse piggybacks off of his neighbor’s wifi to stream once a week, though, and the last few weeks Gabriel has found himself here, watching.
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Bookmarked by Cortesia
15 May 2020