CrabsNotKinks
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“I don’t watch you to frighten you,” he said. “I watch you because I’ve been waiting over a century for the chance.”
Namjoon’s breath stuttered. “To do what?”
Seokjin’s lips parted as though he wanted to speak, but silence stretched instead. His throat bobbed like he was swallowing down his emotions.
“To be near you again,” Seokjin said finally, voice quiet enough that Namjoon almost missed it.Again?
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"I'm sorry," Hongjoong fumbled to stand up. "I'm not what you're looking for. This is a bad idea. I don't have any experience, and you know exactly what you want."
Or, Hongjoong is trying to figure out what being a Dom means to him and Seonghwa is ready to have some fun while he looks for his next husband.
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As if he knew he had been spotted, San raised his head and their eyes locked. Wooyoung ignored the people moving around him as he took in the way San’s eyes went wide before they settled back into a more serious expression. So much of San’s tan skin was exposed to the sun that Wooyoung had to force himself to look back up at San’s face.
It was going to be a long summer.
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San meets Wooyoung for the first time at summer camp when he's about to turn ten years old.
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Seonghwa and San meet at the airport.
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Me:
so do you fuckPark Seonghwa:
what lolMe:
you talk about sex a lot but do you fuck? Do you have sex. Just humor me, I’m so bored rnPark Seonghwa:
yeah I fuck. I really like sex.Park Seonghwa:
do u fuck?Me:
not as much as I used to. I think the last time I had sex was sophomore year. GodPark Seonghwa:
was it goodMe:
whatHongjoong is a suffering college student who sucks at math and, to make matters worse, hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. So when the phone number his friend Wooyoung gives him turns out to be a total stranger instead of the math genius Wooyoung had promised, Hongjoong can't seem to make himself leave this wrong number alone. Especially when he learns that the number belongs to a super sex positive kind of guy (read: total freak), who is all too eager to hear about Hongjoong's sad sex life.
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05 Mar 2025
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A part of Wooyoung had hoped that he might just be able to fuck San out of his system. That he would wake up one of these days after San tired him out all night and realize “you know what, I don't want him more than this.” But that never happened. In fact it was the opposite. Wooyoung wakes up in the morning craving more. Wishing that this was the type of arrangement where he could stay for breakfast and not hurriedly go back home.
or 5 times wooyoung lies to san and 1 time he tells the truth
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29 Oct 2024
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Hongjoong gets displaced after a fire in his apartment building, resulting in him being homeless over night. He turns to the only friends he can trust, Seonghwa and Yeosang, to help him out in his time of need, but his one concern is that the Omega, Seonghwa, is pregnant with another Alpha's child.
Without many other options at such short notice, he reaches out to them, asking for their help until he can straighten things out with his insurance company, and they are happy to lend a hand for as long as Hongjoong needs, leaving the Alpha forever indebted to them.
During his stay, he figures out a way to repay them.
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14 Aug 2024
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“I would like to hire you for a regular job.” Over the phone, Seonghwa sounds polite and firm.
He goes on explaining the details of what he wants: someone to hang out with him every week for two hours, to accompany him to the movies or museums sometimes, someone who’d remember his birthday and get him a thoughtful gift (he’d deposit extra money for the occasion), to share a few of his interests. He wants a friend. A friend.
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[ hongjoong, a college student, works as a friend for rent to make ends meet, and seonghwa, a very lonely man, hires him to emulate what he believes to be a normal friendship. ]
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14 Aug 2024
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It wasn’t the first time Hongjoong’s horny brain had tried to make a mash-up of his online sub and his boss in his arousal. He always felt extremely guilty afterwards, but it’s not like he could help himself: the two men he was crushing on happened to have many things in common and it was really hard not to notice sometimes.
Not knowing exactly what Good Lil Boy looked like left a lot of room for Hongjoong’s overactive imagination to fill in, and it was impossible not to add the collected and poker-faced Park Seonghwa to the mix when he was aroused out of his mind and wanting to fuck them both senseless.
Hongjoong was only human, after all.
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14 Aug 2024