CrazyIsMyFormOfGenius



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    “So… you’re telling me I’m the human equivalent of a glitter bomb in a paint factory that just so happened to explode as a confetti truck rolled in??”

    “Precisely.”

    “Well, shit.”

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    After being punted into One Piece with her equally traumatized brother, she wakes up with unstable magic, intrusive memories, and a cosmic god treating her life like entertainment. She plans to stay quiet and definitely not rewrite canon.

    Naturally, she fails immediately.

    One moment she’s testing her powers, and the next she’s uncovering ancient secrets, adopting pirates like stray cats, and confusing a rubber boy who flirts by accident but clings on instinct. She adores him—maybe too much—but the no-so mild possessiveness is a work in progress.

    Magical creatures flock to her like she’s a roaming adoption center: foxes, dragons, prehistoric cuddle-beasts. She’s stopped asking why.

    Between found-family chaos, idiotic pirates, reality-bending magic, meddling brothers, and the World Government crying offscreen, she realizes she belongs here—even as an overpowered cosmic hazard who imprints on her crew and would burn the world for them.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Stranded in Gotham, fifteen-year-old Peter Parker is broke, sleep-deprived, and just barely holding it together. After a week on the streets, he finds work at a half-decent café near the alleys—the kind of place that doesn’t ask for ID, which suits him fine. By day, he pours coffee. By night, he scours scrap to build a machine that might take him home.

    He doesn’t want attention—not from the Waynes (who have too many family issues), not from Gotham’s masked shadows. But they’ve noticed him anyway. The kid with too-sharp eyes and questions he won’t answer. The one who takes cash without complaint but won’t accept a ride, a warm meal, or even a name.

    Because Peter can handle things himself. He has to. Help always comes with strings, and he’s tangled in enough already. But the truth is clawing its way out—his arrival in Gotham wasn’t an accident. Someone wanted him here.

    Now, caught in a web bigger than his own, Peter will have to decide if surviving is enough—or if he’s willing to let someone in before it’s too late.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    “How did you know of this chest Sam?” Jon´s eyebrows were drawn together in a frown.
    “hummm…oh uh well maester Aemon told me to give this chest to you when he died. He said that you would most likely be in need of them.” Sam answers with a shrug.
    Jon stared at Sam with a frown painted on this face. What could maester Aemon possibly wanted to give him. (This story is also published on fanfiction.net under the pen name Naerys Blackfyre.)

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    02 Aug 2025

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    After the events of season 8, The Stranger offers Jon Targaryen a deal. To go back in time and fix his mistakes and become the King he was supposed to be.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Last posted - 24 of June 2025